वक्त का तमाशा

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"Fuck Lord.." Shweta ne chen ki saans li aur pankaj se gale lag ke apne chehre pe chaaya hua paseena pochne lagi.. Dono ne jab rahat li toh mujhe unhe ghurta hua dekh paaya




"thanks a lot bhai.." pankaj ne mujhe gale laga ke kaha




"woh sab theek hai, inspector ko 3000 diye maine tumhare badle, woh mujhe de dena.. Aur ab yahan rehna hai ke wapas ghar chalna hai.." maine unhe kaha aur apna bag leke hotel ki taraf paidal hi chalne laga




"Sunny, we are sorry yaar.." shweta ne chilla ke kaha toh main bina koi jawaab diye wahan se aagey badhta raha




"I said we r sorry man, it just happened ok.. And waise bhi, hamare gharwale jaante hain we are dating, toh kuch time mein hum engagemet kar lenge.." shweta ne aagey badhte badhte kaha




"ya congrats, par isse tumhe jungle mein kuch bhi karne ki azaadi nahin milti, aur woh bhi jab koi teesra sath mein hai.." maine pankaj ko dekh kaha jo khamoshi se chal raha tha




" we r sorry ok, sache dil se.. and thanks for all this.." shweta ne fir kaha aur aagey chalne lagi




"Ab mujhe ghar jaana hai, ab mazaa nahin aayega idhar..." itni der se khamosh pankaj ne kaha toh shweta ne bhi uski baat mein haami bhari.. Hum hotel pahunche aur samaan leke check out karke mumbai ki taraf nikle.. Dopahar ke 2 baje the isliye humne yehi behtar samjha, shaam tak aaram se mumbai pahunch jayenge.. Raaste mein gaadi mein ek ajeeb si khamoshi thi, mujhe samajh nahin aaya ke kya baat karun, aur woh dono isliye khamosh the kyun ki main kuch nahin bol raha tha.. Non stop gaadi chalate chalate hum mumbai ke kareeb pahunche toh shweta ne kaha




"gaadi rokein, bhukh lagi hai, 6 baje hain shaam ke.."




"mumbai baaki 30-35 mins, ghar jaake aaram se khana.." maine rukhe mann se jawaab diya toh woh bhi khamosh ho gayi.. Kareeb ek ghante mein hum shweta ke ghar pahunche aur bye bolke wahan se nikal gaye




"bhai maaf kar de kaha na yaar.." shweta ke jaate hi pankaj ne kaha




"bhai main kya bolun, main tumse naaraz nahin hun, it was very weird, i mean, tum log soch ke karte, kya hotel ka kamra kam pad gaya tha, and ab bolna nahin jahan mood bana, aur baar baar sorry nahin bol, mujhe gussa nahin aa raha, bas thoda sa ajeeb lag raha hai isliye.." maine jawaab diya toh pankaj samaj gaya main kya kehna chah raha tha, isliye usne aagey kuch nahin kaha aur dusre aadhe ghante mein hum uske ghar ke neeche pahunche




"Chal theek se jaa, soch nahin, aur kal ghar aana, tera mobile lene jo maine toda tha.. Aur mere 3000 rupees bhi lana, chal bye.. And don't think too much ok.." maine pankaj se kaha toh usne bhi sirf gardan haan mein hilayi aur main wahan se ritu se milne nikal gaya.. Socha thoda use bhi mana lun, aakhir uske sath hi share karta hun sab..






"tum toh kal aane wale the na, fir aaj kyun.." ritu ne mujhe dekh kaha




"arey don't ask.. aur aap naaraz nahin ho na abhi.." maine andar aake kaha




"nahin beta, abhi nahin.. chal tu beth, main kuch khane ko laati hun, aur dher saari shopping ki hai humne, woh dikhati hun.." Ritu ne kitchen mein jaate hue kaha toh dekha baba wahin betha tha




"Hello old man.." maine uske paas beth kaha




"Subah se shopping pe shopping kare jaa rahe hain, aur tere dad ki haalat dekhna, fir kehna ke old man kaun hai.." baba ne apne hath hawa mein stretch kar ke kaha




"Arey theek hai na, aapne kya liya waise.." maine baba se pucha toh use call aa gaya




"haan usman.." baba ne call utha ke kaha aur saamne se kuch sun ke fir mujhe dekhne laga




"haan woh yahin hai, aaj kal ghar se zyada yahan rehta hai." baba ne fir mujhe dekh kaha




"theek hai, main leke aata hun.." baba ne itna kaha aur mujhe apne sath chalne ko kaha




"arey par khana, subah se nahin khaya kuch.." maine use dheere se kaha toh woh bina kuch sune aagey nikal gaya




"yeh bhukha maarta hai, ammi, main abhi aata hun.." maine chilla ke kaha aur unka jawaab sune bina baba ke peeche peeche chalta raha






8.30 baje.. Lower Parel




"Aap sure ho is baare mein.." maine usman se kaha aur sath mein apne liye anda kheema bhi order kar diya




"Kitna khayega..." baba ne mujhe dekh kaha, kyun ki jab se hum aaye the tab se 8 ande fry, 2 omelette aur 2 half fry kha chuke the hum, lekin fir bhi bahut bhukh lagi thi




"yaar aap na nazar mat maaro, ammi ko bolunga nahin toh.. Aur aap, pakka na jo aapne dekha aur jo aapne pata kiya woh sahi hai.." maine fir usman se kaha




"haan, par mujhe yeh samajh nahin aa raha ke tum ise kaise jaante ho, kyun ki yeh yahan bahut kam aata jaata hai.. iska asli thikana kahan hai aaj tak koi nahin jaan paya, aakhri baar yeh ahmedabad mein Sidhi saiyad ki jaali ke bahar dekha gaya tha aur aaj aapne yahan dekha...." usman se jawaab diya




"ok... ruko, ek phone karne do.." maine usman se kaha aur unse door jaake ek phone kiya, kareeb 2 minute tak phone pe baat ki aur fir khane aa gaya




"arey bhai kheema lao yaar" maine gaadi wale se kaha.. "Aur aap" main usma ki taraf muda.. "aap ke paas jo yeh khabar hai, Ahmedabad wali, aapko kya lagta hai, sachai kitni hai is baat mein.." maine aakhri bite leke kaha omelette ka




"Usman ki khabar kabhi galat nahin hoti.. Yeh mera sabse vishwas wala aadmi hai.." is baar baba ne kaha




"Arey wah, kheema bhi aa gaya.." maine kheema table pe dekha toh use khane laga jisse baba ko aur zyada gussa aata




"Acha hua hum mahabaleshwar se jaldi aa gaye, jaante ho kyun.." maine baba ko apne hath se kheema khilaya toh uska gussa kam hota hua dikha




"kyun, kheema khana tha isliye kya.." baba ne mazaak mein kaha




"Nahin, maine ahmedabad nahin dekha aaj tak, abhi 9 bajne aaye hain, agar abhi niklenge toh subah 6 baje tak pahunch jayenge right.." maine baba se kaha




"Nahin, hum kahin nahin jayenge, sabse pehle puri baat bata mujhe.. main tabhi kuch kahunga, aur naa hi tujhe jaane dunga, abhi phone karta hun tere dad ko, pata chalega jab dande padenge unke.." baba ne is baar mujhe kheema khila ke kaha




"Toh suno, par kisi ko batana nahin ok.." maine baba se kaha aur unhe puri baat batayi




"is baat mein bilkul dum nahin hai, iski wajah se hum Ahmedabad nahin jaa sakte.." baba ne wallet se paise nikal kaha




"arey janta hun, par mujhe bahut strong feeling aa rahi hai, ke aagey jaake zaroor kuch bada hoga, isliye.." maine apni baat rakhi




"toh, tujhe kyun involvement hai isme.. tujhe kya farak padta hai ke yeh banda.. Usman, kya naam hai.." baba ne naam yaad kar pucha




"Jeetu.." usman ne jawaab diya




"na toh tu janta hai is jeetu ko, aur naa hi mera koi rishtedaar hai, toh fir kyun nikalni hai iski itni information, shanti se ghar beth, enjoy kar.. Aur london chalna hai na, toh taiyari kar uski.." baba ne table se khade hoke kaha aur main bina kuch bole uske sath gaadi mein jaake beth gaya




"tera bag ghar pada rehne de, main tujhe tere ghar drop karta hun.." baba ne kaha toh maine koi jawaab nahin diya aur shanti se wahin betha raha.. Lower parel se santacruz jaane mein ek ghanta lag gaya, ek ghante mein baba aur usman apne kaam ki baatein karte rahe aur main bas khidki ke bahar hi dekhe jaa raha tha




"Chal tera ghar aa gaya.. Aur aise muh sujaa ke nahin beth, main call karta hun baad mein.." baba ne kaha toh main bina kuch kahe ghar pe chala gaya.. Ghar jaake dekha toh mom dad apni shopping ki hui cheesein dekh rahe the toh main bhi unke sath beth gaya aur sab samaan dekhne laga.. Ghar jaldi kyun aa gaya uska jawaab toh kuch kehke ghuma diya lekin mom dad convince nahin the par woh khamosh rahe aur fir se apni cheesein dikhane lagey




"Dad, buy something warm han, kyun ki Jan end mein wahan snowfall thoda sa badh jaata hai.." maine unki list dekh kaha toh mera phone bajne laga




"haan boliye.." maine baba ka number dekh kaha




"12 baje ghar ke neeche aa jana, subah 7 baje tak Ahmedabad pahunchna hai.." baba ne itna kehke phone cut kar diya

"Raat ko drive karne ka mazaa hi alag hai na..." Baba, main , Usman aur unka driver.. Hum 4 log Baba ki SUV mein jaa rahe the Mumbai se Ahmedabad.. Baba ka phone aaya toh maine ghar pe kaha ke aaj ki raat Ritu aur baba ke ghar pe hi sone jaunga, toh unhone bhi mana nahin kiya.. Theek 12 baje hum mumbai se nikle aur jaise hi dahisar check post cross kiya, gaadi ko uski asli tezi se bhagana shuru kiya.. Waise toh driver hi chala raha tha, lekin itni shandaar Ford Endeavour jaisi SUV aur upar se highway, mauka kaise jaane deta.. Kaafi bheekh maangne ke baad jab baba ne allow kiya toh maine gaadi chalan shuru kar di

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"Dheere chala, aur dhyan de aagey.. Aur yeh le, " baba ne ek sandwich pakdate hue kaha




"Arey wah, ammi ne bheja, mujhe bahut bhukh lagi thi waise bhi.." maine sandwich lete hue kaha




"Kuch naya sunao sunny bhai.. Yeh toh main pichle 4 ghante se sun raha hun.." Usman ne jawaab diya toh baba ki hasi chhut gayi




"Ammi ne nahin bheja, main laya hun.. Aur agar is baat mein kuch dum nahin nikla na toh dhyan rakhna, teri ek nahin chalne dunga main.." Baba ne sab ko sandwich diya aur hum baatein karte karte aagey badhne lagey.. Steering controlled all power windows. gaadi chalane mein bahut mazaa aa raha tha.. Main AC bandh kar ke chaaro khidkiyan khol di aur khidki khulte hi thandi si hawa hum sab ke chehron ko choone lagi




"kabhi kabhi aisa nahin lagta ke yeh hawaayein humse kuch keh rahi hain.." maine ek second ke liye aankhein bandh kar thandi hawa ko mehsus kar kaha aur fir aankhein khol baba ko dekhne laga




"kabhi kabhi aap akele bethna, ek dum tanhaa.. yun kaali raat mein, aise hi kisi highway pe, jahan bilkul shor sharaba na ho.. yeh truck ka bhi nahin.." maine baju se guzarte truck ko dekh kaha




"usse kya hoga.." baba ne kaha




"usse aapko bahut acha feel hoga, aap jaante ho, aap sabse behtareen kab banoge, jab aap akele beth ke khud se baatein karoge, jab aap akele beth ke khud ki baatein sunoge.. aksar humein aisa lagta hai ke tanha hain hum, itna sab hote hue bhi akele hain, lekin jab aap sahi mein jaake tanha hoke bethoge, tab aapko pata chalega, aap akele nahin, aapka aks hai aapke sath, usse baatein karna, uski baatein sunna.. aur aap jaise hi usse baatein karoge, uski baatein sunoge, tab aapko pata chalega ke aapke andar kya kya hai, aap andar se kaise ho aur aap kya kya kar sakte ho.. yeh thandi hawayein jab behke kaan ke paas se guzarti hai na, toh aisa lagta hai ke kaano mein kisi ki awaaz si padi jo seedhe dil ko chhu gayi, woh aur kuch nahin.. woh aapki tanhaai hai, aks hai woh aapka, jise hum shor sharabe mein nahin sun sakte.. insaan har cheez ko kaafi mushkil kar deta hai, seedhi se seedhi baat ko bhi tod marod ke sochta hai aur fir aagey jaake khud hi fas jaata hai, lekin usme uski koi galti nahin hai, galti is insaani dimaag ki hai, jo 24 ghante chalta rehta hai, 24 ghante woh aapse kuch na kuch kehta rahegaa, aksar aisi tanhai mein hi hum uspe kaabu paa sakte hain, usko sthir karna bahut zaruri hai, agar dimaag hamare kaabu mein rehta hai, toh zindgai mein sukoon hi sukoon hai, tanhai bhi achi lagegi us waqt.." main abhi aagey kehne ke liye baba ki taraf rukh kiya hi tha, ke fir paya ke woh badi badi aankhon se mujhe hi ghoor raha tha




"Ae tu gaadi chala re.. Aur tu, peeche beth.." baba ne pehle driver se kaha aur fir mujhe kaha




"Yeh tanhai aur aks ki baatein kar raha hai, gaadi chala ke kahin satak toh nahin gayi teri.." baba ne fir chilla ke kaha




"haan bhai, waise yeh Aks kaun hai.." usman ne baba se kaha toh woh uspe bhi gussa hone lage




"Tu gaadi rok, aur tu ae , aagey aake chala na.. Aur jaa tu, ise peeche yeh baatein samjha, yeh sab baatein usman ko bahut achi lagti hain.." baba ne chilla ke kaha toh maine shanti se gaadi roki aur driver ko chalane ke liye de di.. Jaise hi gaadi aagey badhi main apne phone mein fir game khelne laga taaki usman aur baba ka saamna naa karna pade.. Subah ke 4.30 baje hum surat pahunche tab tak baba aur usman dono so chuke the.. Driver ke sath gaadi rok ke humne sath mein chai pee aur fir aagey nikal pade




Subah kareeb 7 baje jab hum baroda cross kar rahe the tab baba utha aur mujhe yun jaagta hua paaya




"tu sota hai ke nahin.." baba ne mujhse kaha




"Aur gaadi rok yaar, thodi chai pee lete hain.." baba ne kaha toh driver ne thoda aagey gaadi roki aur hum sab utar ke fir chai peene lage..




"Aaaahhh uuuuuuuuuuuuuiiiiiiiiiiii.." baba apni body ko stretch karte karte ajeeb awaazein bhi nikalne laga




"bahut thak gaye yaar, usman ek kaam kar, koi khabri hai yahan, mera matlab ahmedabad mein, toh use bol kaam pe lagey, mujhe dopahar 2 baje tak wapas bhi nikalna hai.."




"2 nahin, 3.. 2 baje toh lunch karenge na.. Aur maine google kiya, Sidhi saiyed ki jaali ke saamne, acha restro hai.. Food Inn.. wahan khana khayenge.." maine apna mobile dikha ke kaha




"Usman, 3 baje nikalna hai ok.. tu ab tak ritu ki wajah se aisa hai, nahin toh.." baba ne daant pees ke kaha aur aagey kahe bina kuch hum chai peene lagey.. Chai peete peete main fir jeetu ke baare mein soch raha tha ke itne mein fir billy ka phone aa gaya




"yeh kaisi ring tone hai teri.." baba ne billy ki special ringtone sun kaha




"Yes, tell me.." Maine billy ka phone utha ke kaha




"When will u be coming back buddy, my mom dad are insisting they want to travel London and Ireland as well.. And yes, Switzerland as well.. In short once they are here they will fuck me if they ever ask me to meet Dean with them.." Billy jor jor se chilla ke keh raha tha




"What, u have appeared for exams, i haven't even done that.. And to top it, i myself have invited my parents to come and visit london.. Lord knows what will i do... Anyway, let's do one thing, let's ask our parents to go together, this way we will avoid their meeting with Dean as well.." maine kuch soch ke kaha




"What u mean by that.." billy ne confuse hoke kaha




"let me get back to u, m in mid of something, u just don't book tickets yet, for one day only.. And tomorrow i will tell u ok.. Bye now.."




"Ok, c ya.." Billy ne phone rakha tab tak baba ne bhi chai khatam kar di thi apni




"Kaisi kaisi ringtones rakhte ho tum log.." baba ne mere paas aake kaha aur fir gaadi mein jaake beth gaya




"Arey yaar woh sab chhodo na, ab filhaal.." kehte kehte main gaadi mein jaake betha aur fir jeetu ke baare mein sochne laga




Kaafi der tak main khamosh betha betha kuch soch raha tha ke usman bol pada




"Bhai, aa gaye... Yeh hai Sidhi Saiyad ki jaali, filhaal aap ek kaam karo, aap yahin aas paas raho, mujhe jaise hi koi khabar milegi main aapko call karunga.." Usman ne kaha aur kisi ko phone karke wahan se aagey badh gaya.. Subah ke 10 baje the aur hum Old Ahmedabad ke paas khade the, kaafi bheed thi subah subah, aisa lag raha tha maano pura commercial market yahin ho, restaurants, khane peene ki cheesein , mobiles, electronics , kapde, joote aur zarurat ka sab kuch wahan maujud tha




"Bahut garmi hai yaar.." Baba ne apne glasses nikal kaha aur hum jis kone mein khade the wahin saamne ek chota sa garden bhi tha, hum wahin jaake bethe lage aur bethe bethe baatein karne lage.. Subah 10 se 11, 11 se 12, 12 se 1.. Lekin usman ka ab tak koi phone nahin aaya tha aur upar se January mein bhi idhar itni garmi ke kapde kaatne ko daud rahe the




"Apna mumbai zyada acha hai, kam se kam chubhti toh nahin garmi.." baba ne mujhe paseene se bheegte hue dekh kaha




"Arey woh sab theek hai par Usman ko kya hua, aap call karo usko.."




"Main uske kaam mein tang nahin karta use, woh khud saamne se karega.." Baba ne kaha aur shanti se wahin beth gaya.. White pathani aur black glasses mein kya dashing lag raha tha us waqt, skin pe halke wrinkles na hote toh koi bhi nahin keh sakta tha ke woh 40 ke upar ka hai




"Kya soch raha hai.." Baba ne mujhe dekh kaha




"Pata nai, thoda ajeeb lag raha hai, waise koi aisa kyun karega, i mean aapki baat sahi hai ke isme mera kuch lena dena nahin hai, lekin fir bhi.. jab mera koi lena dena nahin hai, toh fir mujh se hi kyun.." kehte kehte main ruk gaya kyun ki baba ka phone bolne laga




"haan usman.." baba ne call answer kiya aur kareeb 30 second tak baat karke exact hamare saamne wale restaurant mein milne bulaya




"Yeh sahi kiya aapne..." hum road cross karke saamne Food Inn restaurant mein jaa rahe the




"yahan pe non veg bahut acha hai maine padha review, aur usman bhi yahin aayega.." maine restaurant ke andar jaake kaha aur aaram se beth gaye.. Kyun ki aaj mangalvar tha isliye bheed kaafi kam thi aur upar se yeh restaurant bhi NV ke liye famous, isliye hum shanti se beth gaye aur AC ki hawa paate hi sukoon mila




"Usman kab aa raha hai.." maine menu dekh kaha




"Bas 10-15 minute mein aayega.. tu order kar tab tak.. or thoda sa, kyun ki travel karna hai samjha.." Baba ne hidayat deke kaha




"OK..Aap likho, 4 chicken soup. 2 full tandoori chicken, 2 chicken lollypop aur 1 chicken tikka.. pehle yeh laaiye, baaki ka baad mein dete hain.." maine order diya tab tak Usman bhi aa chuka tha aur uske sath do aur log bhi the, dono lambe chaude, hatte katte, ek dum tight t shirt aur neeche skin tight jeans..




"Itni garmi mein tight jeans, fashion statement ki toh maa behen kar denge yeh.." maine baba se kaan mein kaha




"Bhai, inse milo.. Anil aur Chirag.." Usman ne un dono ke naam bataye aur hamare sath beth gaya




"Baat yeh hai ke.." Anil ne kuch kehna shuru hi kiya ke maine use rok diya




"Ruk jao, pehle khane ka order revise kar dun.. kam padega.." maine unse kaha aur new order place karke unse kaha




"Haan ab bataiye.. Start.." maine jaise hi yeh kaha Anil sab kuch batata chala gaya
aur jahan jahan anil rukta, wahin chirag bhi bol padta.. Unki baatein sun baba ke chehre pe shikan badhti jaati aur mera bhi haal kuch same hi tha..





"tum yeh sab jo bol rahe ho, is baat ka koi proof hai, mera matlab, tum uske baare mein kaise jante ho itna sab.. kya tum sath mein kaam karte ho" Baba ne unki baat khatam hui tab kaha aur mujhe pani pakda diya





"Nahin, kaam nahin karte sath, lekin apna same kaam hai bhai, aur woh ab bahut zyada udd raha hai, mera matlab yahan se jaane se pehle bahut hawa mein udd raha tha, tabhi uski khabar felne mein time nai laga, aap toh jaante hi hain, is kaam mein dost se zyada dushman hote hain.." Anil ne fir jawaab diya





"Hmmmm, kya bolta hai.." Baba ne mujhe dekh kaha





"mujhe thoda waqt dijiye, main yeh sab verify kar sakta hun, par inki baat unreliable toh nahin ho sakti, uske baare mein jo bataya, woh kaafi had tak mujhe sach lag raha hai.. par baat fir wohi hai, mera lena dena kuch nahin, fir bhi mere sath hi kyun.." main fir kuch soch ke bola





"tere paas koi aur kaam kaaj nahin hai na beta, isliye... tabhi tu yahan aaya uska pata lagane..
" Baba ne mujhe abhi bhi sochte hue dekh kaha




"Theek hai, tum dono jaa sakte ho.. yeh lo, kisi ko kuch pata na chale.." baba ne unhe paise diye




"Arey, kya ok, khana khake jao, itna mangwa liya ab khao.." maine unhe rok kaha aur hum fir khana khane lagey




Khana khate khate baba aur usman kuch baat nahin kar rahe the shayad anil ki wajah se, lekin mera dimaag abhi bhi jeetu pe hi atka tha.. Khana khatam karke hum fir mumbai ki taraf nikal pade, kaafi der tak khamoshi chaayi rahi hamare beech, samajh nahin aa raha tha kya kahun, aur ghar jaake bhi kya karunga, akela toh bore ho jaunga.... Maine fir apni contact list kholi aur sabse pehle Akira ka naam dekha toh uski yaad aa gayi




"Yeh dekho.." maine baba se kaha aur use apna phone dikhaya




"yeh kaun hai, bahut hi khubsurat aur pyari lag rahi hai.." baba ne akira ki pic dekh ke kaha




"Frnd thi, abhi touch mein nahin hai.." maine bahut bhaari mannse baba se kaha, yeh pehli baar tha jab baba ne kisi ladki ke naam pe mere sath mazaak nai kiya, maine pic dikha ke mobile wapas apne paas rakh liya




"toh tu isse kahan mila" baba ne shanti se pucha




"yeh wohi ladki hai jiski wajah se aapko london mein vakil bhejna pada tha" maine khidki se bahar dekhte hue kaha




"Baatein.. Bhul jaati hain... Yaadein, yaad aati hain... Yeh yaadein kisi dilo jaanam ke, chale jaane ke baad aati hain.." Car mein chalta yeh gaana baar baar mujhe akira ke sath bitaye woh pal yaad dilata jo maine Austria mein guzaare the





"toh tum karti kya ho.. i mean for living" maine akira se pucha jab dusre din hum fir subah ko mile the




"kuch khaas nahin, i am a designer.." akira ne jawaab diya.. Thandi thandi subah mein garam garam coffee ka cup aur sath mein akira jaisi haseen sathi, isse zyada toh main bhagwan se kuch maang bhi nahin sakta tha

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"Design.. like what, clothes ya interior ya cars.." maine fir sawaal kia




"Shoes.." usne has ke jawaab diya




"Shoes designing..."




"Interesting.. I mean very unique.." maine fir apni coffee sip kar ke kaha




Coffee peeke hum walk karte karte Schoenbrunn Palace ki taraf nikal gaye




"toh tum mujhe sab sach batane wali thi, well.. I am still waiting, mere jawaab ke liye.." maine chalte chalte uski or dekh kaha




"kya kahun.. tum nahin samjhoge, maine jo bhi kiya, ya aaj main aisi hun toh sirf apne gharwalon ki wajah se hun.." Akira ke chehre pe ek udaasi chaa gayi




"Par yeh pura jawaab toh nahin hai.. Main specific janna chahta hun.." maine fir uspe nazrein rakh kaha




"Ouucchhhhh..." achanak break lagne se gaadi ruki aur mera sar seedha jaake front seat ke backside se takraya




"Kya hua, seat belt nahin pehna kya.." baba ne mujhe kaha aur main fir jaag gaya aur akira ke khayalon se bahar aaya.. Kareeb 3 ghante mein hum fir mumbai pahunch gaye.. Jab tak ghar tha tab tak bas pankaj aur shweta se milna aur fir Ritu aur Baba ke ghar..




"Ok.. 25th ki ticket booked hai dad.." maine mobile check kar ke kaha




"Ok Sunny.." dad ka jawaab milte hi maine billy ko phone kiya




"Now listen to me very carefully, we are reaching on 26th Ok.. So u also come with ur mum dad at the same time. Once we meet there, we will convince them both to go together for Switzerland.. And bang, once they are ok, we will book the tickets of the very next day.. So once they are in london, we need to make sure they get dead tired of roaming around and then Zurich.. All ok? " maine billy se confirmation pucha




"I don't know, u do whatever u want.. So ur coming day after tomorrow, right.." Billy ne pucha




"Yes, as we have agreed, 25th.. Now no question ok.. C ya soon.." maine billy se kaha aur bina kuch sune phone rakh diya




"Hello... Dhyan hai na, humein parso nikalna hai.." maine ritu ko phone kiya aur baba ko bhi bol diya




"Phewww.. London.. Fir se..." Maine khud se kaha

"Par hotel kyun nahin dad, i mean.. Wahan pe zyada comfortable rahega na aapko.." maine dad se kaha jab hum 26 taareekh ki subah London pahunch gaye aur Baba ne zor diya ke woh log hotel mein naa rehke uske dost ke ghar pe rukein.... Dad ne mana toh kiya lekin ritu ke kehne pe mom jaldi se maan gayi




"Arey comfort ki kya baat karta hai, tu pehle mere dost ka ghar dekh toh le, fir tujhe acha na lage toh hotel mein chalenge.." Baba ne jawaab diya aur hum wahan se taxi pakad ke Vembley ki taraf nikal pade.. Mere liye toh thand normal thi lekin 5 degree mein baaki gharwalon ko bahut thand lag rahi thi.. Pure raaste mein main yeh soch raha tha ke Billy ke sath jo socha hai waisa ho toh acha hai, agar ghar walon ko pata chala ke yahan padhai chhod ke baaki sab kar raha hun, toh fir hamesha ke liye apne sath ghar le jayenge




"Arey vembley aapko bahut pasand aayega, waise toh mere kai dost hai yahan, lekin yeh wala thoda sa jigri hai.." baba raaste pe dad ko batane laga aur main bas uski baatein sun raha tha




"there we are sir.." driver ne kaha toh taxi se bahar nikal ke hum sab se pehle baba ke dost ke ghar ko dekhne lagey




"hoga na comfortable..." baba ne ghar dikha ke kaha, ghar waakai bahut alishaan tha, kaafi bada toh tha hi, lekin uske ghar ke bahar khadi gaadiyan dekh samajh gaya ke andar se kitna luxurious hoga




"Chaliye" baba ne mom dad se kaha aur woh log andar badhne lagey lekin main wahin ruka raha kyun ki andar jaane se zyada jaldi mujhe billy se baat karne ki thi




"Arey chal na, kya hua.." baba ne mujhe yun khada rehte hue dekha




"Arey aap chalo, mujhe hostel mein check in karna hai, reporting time hai.. And aap fresh ho jao, tab tak main hostel jaake fresh hoke aap logon ko call karta hun aur fir ghumne chalenge.. aur haan, tab tak main saare maps bhi le leta hun, usse hum sab ko asaani rahegi" maine bag fir taxi mein rakhte hue kaha




"Sunny, just 5 mins son.. Andar toh aa jao.." mom ne kaha toh ritu bhi haami bharne lagi




"Arey aap chalo na, ek kaam karo, main hostel jaake yahan aata hun ok, tab tak aap bhi fresh ho jao aur main bhi fresh hoke aata hun ok.. Ab chaliye, bye.. Phone karke aata hun main.." maine mom se kaha aur bina kuch aagey sune wahan se hostel ki taraf chala gaya..... Pure raaste mein main billy ko phone karne ki koshish karta raha lekin haraami ne ek bar bhi phone nahin uthaya




"Here you are sir.. Total 90 Pounds.." Taxi wale ne kaha toh main fir billy ko phone karne laga aur taxi wale ko paise deke rawana kar diya




"Where the fuck u have been.." is baar billy ne phone answer kiya toh sabse pehle maine uske baare mein pucha




"I just reached hostel after dropping my parents in a hotel.. come in our room" Billy ne jawaab diya aur main jaldi se apne room ki taraf badh gaya




"Heyy..." Billy aur main ek dusre ko dekh kaafi khush hue, ab tak ke partners in crime jo the isliye usko dekh kaafi khushi hui aur wohi haal uska bhi tha




"So how was your trip.." Billy ne apna bag rakh kaha




"All this later, i called u that day for something imp.. Remember.." maine billy se kaha




"Yes, here u go.. let me tell u, this was very tough for me.. But i managed it.." Billy ne mujhe kuch kaagaz deke kaha aur hum dono wahan se hostel ki library mein chale gaye.. Hostel ki library mein jaake maine woh kaagaz scan kiye aur unhe email kar diya




"Pankaj.." maine kaagaz email kar phone kiya




"haan bhai, bol.. pahunch gaya london.." pankaj ne jawaab diya




"haan, ab dhyan se sun.. maine tujhe ek email kiya hai..." maine pankaj se kaha aur use saari baat samjhane laga




"theek hai bhai, waise aaj toh college nahin gaya, lekin kal jaake tera kaam kar dunga.. Aur haan, thanks for this phone yaar.."




"abey chal na chutiye, thanks rakh apne paas..kal kaam kar dena ok, ab bye.." maine pankaj se kaha aur billy ke sath jaldi se apne room mein aa gaya




"So what do we do now... And hey, India is losing fourth match as well.. So we are getting 3.5 times of our 60000 pounds.. Which is almost 2.1 lac pounds.." Billy ne betting wala account dikha ke kaha




"This is anyway my last bet, so asked you to double all the bets.. And where are your parents.." maine account dekh kaha, finally itna paisa tha ke abhi fir kisi bet ki zarurat nahin lagegi




"Hotel, but what do we do.." Billy ne mujhse pucha toh mere dimaag mein ek khayal aaya




"Let's freshen up and meet your parents.." maine billy se kaha aur hum jaldi se fresh hoke uske mom dad ko pick karne gaye




"Uh... Hi, woh mere parents yahan aaye the subah.." Jab main aur billy uske parents ke sath Vembley pahunche, toh baba jahan ruka tha wahan aa gaye..




"Haan jee aaiye, idhar.." gate ek aurat ne khola aur woh humein baba ke paas le gayi jahan woh baaki sab ke sath betha hua tha




"Aaiye sir, aaiye.. badi jaldi free ho gaye.." Baba ne mujhse kaha jab main us bade se room mein pahuncha jahan woh sab chai pee rahe the aur masti mazaak kar rahe the




"Aur yeh.." Baba ne billy ki or ishara kar kaha




"Arey, sorry.. mum dad yeh billy hai.. And billy, this is my family.." maine billy aur uske parents ka apen parents ke sath intro karwaya aur wahin sab ke sath beth gaya.. Baba ka friend toh mujhe kahin nahin dikha, lekin for socha, chhodo, kya farak padega, bas kaise bhi kar ab inhe ghumane mein laga dena hai, nahin toh agar dean se mile toh meri lag jayegi




"Mum dad, billy ke parents bhi yahan ghumne aaye hain.. toh main kya soch raha hun, ke hum sab ek sath ghumte hain na, isse zyada log honge toh maza bhi zyada aayega aur ho sakta hai ke inse milke aapki next vacation shayad australia mein hi ho.."




"nahin, yeh acha idea hai.. We hope you are fine Mr and Mrs Lawrence with this idea.."




"Absolutely, i must say these kids are very nice.." Billy ke baap ne jawaab diya toh billy aur maine ek dusre ko aankh maar di ke chalo sab set hai... Us din kuch zyada nahin hua, bas sab log baatein karne lagey aur aaram karne ka soch ke wahin bethe rahe.. Shaam ko billy ke mom dad ne unhe dinner pe invite kiya toh mom dad bhi maan gaye




"Ok mom.. Abhi aap filhaal bethiye, aur rest kijiye, tab tak hum bhi hostel jaate hain, shaam ko khane pe milte hain.." maine unse kaha toh ritu mujhe aankhein badi karke dekhne lagi




"Arey jab tak hum yahan hain, tab tak tum bhi yahin shift ho jao, college kab se khul raha hai waise.." Baba ne sawaal kiya toh billy aur main ek dusre ko dekhne lagey, mujhe sawaal ka jawaab nahin pata tha aur billy ko sawaal hi samajh nahin aaya




"He is asking about college reopening dates.." maine billy ko sawaal samjhaya




"Oh.. Ok.." billy ne kaha aur fir mujhe ghoorne laga




"Is it 1st Feb.." Billy ne mujhe dekh pucha




"I think 2nd Feb.." maine fir billy se kaha aur hum sochne lagey ke aakhir college khulega kab, ghar nikalte waqt toh yeh sab dekha hi nahin tha




"Uh, shayad 2 ya 3 feb se hai, par padhai toh late start hogi, filhaal sab ghar se aayenge toh attendance kaafi kam hogi.." maine baat ko sambhala aur baba ko jawaab diya




"Aur hum yahah nahin ruk sakte, hostel mein entry kar di hai, ab wahan se bahar reh nahin sakte.. Isliye ab jab bhi aap ghumne ka plan banao, tab humein phone kar dena, hum aa jayenge, aur ab toh aap 6 log ho.. Sab sahi rahega.." maine pure josh mein kaha




"theek hai, chal... ab jaa, milte hain fir.." baba ne ajeeb nazron se ghoorte hue kaha toh zyada bakwaas kiye bina billy aur main nikal gaye aur billy ke mom dad wahin ruke rahe aur mom dad se gappe ladane lagey




"we don't know college reopening dates.. r we idiots.." Billy ne bahar aake kaha aur hum dono is baat pe bahas karne lagey




"Sunny, ek second sun.."peeche se ritu ne awaaz di




"haan jee, boliye.. kaisa lag raha hai aapko yahan aake.. Aur itni khamosh kyun ho aap.." maine ritu se mud ke pucha




"khamosh isliye hun kyun ki main tujhe hi dekh rahi thi, ab bata..kya baat hai, tum dono ne kya planning kar rakhi hai, andar ek dusre ko aankhein maar rahe the bahut han.." Ritu ne mujhe dekha aur fir billy ko

[jay]

"Ab aapse kya jhuth kahun, aap jaante ho na maine akira se milne ke liye exams skip ki thi, ab mom dad dean se milenge toh woh unhe bata dega. Isliye humne yeh soch rakha hai ke mum dad ko ghumne mein busy rakhna hai taaki woh dean se na mil paayein, aur billy ke mom dad 29 ko switzerland jayenge, agar mom dad unki baat maan gaye toh fir direct Zurich se Mumbai ki flight book kar dunga main, aur fir bolunga.. Oh my god, sorry mom, sorry dad.. And last date pe flight ticket cancel bhi nahin hogi.. Kaisa laga mera plan." maine ritu ko sab bata diya aur uske jawaab ka intezaar karne laga




"Dekh sunny.." Ritu ne kaafi der tak kuch soch kaha




"Yeh theek hai ke woh dean se nahin mile.. par ab exams skip ho gaye toh uska kya karega.. pehle woh bata mujhe nahin toh main abhi planning cancel kar sakti hun.." Ritu ne ungli dikha ke gusse mein kaha




"Arey fikar not, main do sem ka exam ek sath dunga, aur mummy kasam, aapko juth nahin bolunga bas.. par pehle jo kaha woh aap sambhaal lena.." maine ritu ke hath ko pakad ke kaha




"And you, you have done the same thing.. Is it.." Ritu ne billy se kaha




"Oh.. No No, i have given the exam.. I am just helping him.." Billy ne mera ishara paakar jawaab diya




"Dekh, yeh kitna seedha ladka hai, ek tu hai, bas pura din khel kood, aur ... " kehte kehte ritu ruk gayi




"Aur kya.. Anyway, ab aap chalo, main bhi nikalta hun, nahin toh fir hazaaro sawaal karenge aapke pati.." maine ritu se kaha aur billy ke sath walk karte karte hostel ki taraf chal pada






"U know.. this will save me i guess.. hopefully it works out.." Dusri subah jab billy aur main gym gaye toh push ups maarta hua billy bola




"I know, and do give me the date of when ur parents r returning.. U tell ur mum dad same thing ok, that by mistake u booked their tickets from Zurich itself.. 99% chances that they will not ask u to cancel the ticket.." maine billy se jawaab diya aur apne crunches maarna shuru kiya




"Hey, isn't that ur indian friend.." Billy ne mujhse kaha toh maine saamne dekha, saamne Samar khada tha aur kisi ladki se baat kar raha tha, yeh ladki alag thi, woh pehle wali nahin thi jo us din dikhi thi




"yeah, Samar.. I must say he has hell lot of female friends here.." maine billy se kaha aur use batane laga us din wali ladki ke baare mein..




"U know, billy, let's make it out, i mean.. let search the chics here, u know and.." kehke maine billy se aankh maari toh woh samaj gaya ke main kya keh raha hun




"Yeah, let's go for it man.. I always wanted to do it, but u never showed interest in females.. i was thinking that ur homosexual, but thank god, ur not.."




"Ok, do u see any nice chic here.." maine billy se kaha aur hum dono aas paas exercise kar rahi ladkiyon ko dekhne lagey




"having fun boys.." Samar ne awaaz di toh hamara dhyan uski taraf gaya




"arey bade bhai, kaisa hai.. Aur kab aaya, kal raat ko toh nahin dikha.." maine samar se gale lag kaha




"Subah hi aaya, hostel mein saamaan rakh yahan chala aaya.. tu bata, kab aaya tu.." Samar ne kuch baatein ki aur fir apni exercise mein lag gaya




"he is a fucking stud man.." billy ne uski or dekh kaha toh woh abhi fir teesri ladki se baat kar raha tha




"hey, look at those two chics.." billy ne samar ke zara side mein khadi do ladkiyon ki taraf ishara kar kaha




"they r good man.." maine un dono ki taraf dekh kaha, unme se ek ne black tight shorts pehen rakhe the jisme se uske white ass cheeks saaf saaf dikh rahe the, shorts ek dum kaske pehne hue the aur sath hi white color ka top.. Dusri ne black yoga pants pehen rakhe the, uske thunder thighs dekh dil toh pagal ho chala tha, upar se uske dheele sando mein se uske boobs ke side bade sahi trike se dikh rahe the




"What shape man..." Billy ne unki or dekh kaha




"I like the one with yoga pants.." Maine billy se kaha




"I like her ass cheecks, the one in shorts is mine.. Let's go.." Billy ne kaha toh maine apne crunches aur usne apne push ups aadhe mein chhode aur unke paas jaake wahin halki fulki weight lifting karne lagey




"Increase the weight man.. Put it to 80 labs.." Billy n thoda zor se kaha toh maine uski rod mein weight badha diya aur woh chest ki exercise karne laga, peeche se main bhi halke se support kar raha tha..




"Uh, this is his last set, u wanna do it ?" maine use black yoga pant wali ladki se pucha jab maine dekha ke woh humein hi dekh rahi thi, mere sawaal ke jawaab mein usne haami bhar di




"Just a second.... Yeaahhhhh 10..... 11..... ffuuuu 12....." billy saansein lete hue bola aur 15 ka set maar ke bench se khada hua..




"you can do it... pheww.... yeaahhhh" kehke billy apne haath stretch karne laga aur woh ladki bhi bench pe let ke rod ka uthane lagi.. Jaise hi woh bench pe leti, waise hi uske sando se uske medium seize ke boobs pure upar aa gaye aur sando se bahar nikalne lagey




"this is hot man.." billy ne aake mujhe kaan mein kaha aur hum uske sando se bahar aate boobs ko dekhne lagey, uske right boob ke upar ek halka sa kaala til tha




"Can you please support.... " ladki ne chilla ke kaha toh mera dhyan gaya ke woh rod upar utha ke balance nahin kar paa rahi, maine turant uski rod ko beech se pakda aur uska balance theek kiya




"hey easy... u should have checked the weight.." maine uski rod se plates nikali aur 20 lab ki daal ke use uthane ko kaha




"This is still bit heavy, can u pls support me.." Us ladki ne jaise hi nyota diya main turant uske sar ke paas peeche se khada hua aur rod ko halke se support karke uski help karne laga.. Kaatil lag rahi thi ek dum, ek toh pehle se hi uske sando se uske boobs bahar ko nikal rahe the, aur ab main theek uske upar khada tha, toh uska saaf mast chikna pet bhi mujhe dikh raha tha aur uski taangein dono side feli hui thi, uski jaanghein ek dum kasi hui lag rahi thi aur yoga pants mein toh woh kuch zyda hi kahar lag rahe the, jee kar raha tha ke abhi haath badha ke use sehlane lagun




"And twentyyyyy... pheeww....." usne jaise hi kaha maine apni nazrein uski jhaangon se hatayi aur rod ko uski jagah pe rakh diya




"Woohhh... thanks a lot, i wonder it was not as heavy as i thought it would be.." usne has ke kaha




"ya, 20 labs is nothing, but i guess it was ok, u can gradually increase it.. by the way.. I am sunny.." maine haath badha ke kaha




"I am Debbie.." usne haath badha ke kaha




"He is a friend... Billy.." maine billy ki taraf ishara kar kaha toh dekha woh uski frnd se hi baat kar raha tha




"looks like he is busy.." usne jawaab diya toh hum dono has diye aur fir ek sath hi exercise karne lagey.. Main Debbie ke sath aur Billy uski frnd ke sath busy ho gaye.. Exercise karte karte meri nazar samar pe padi toh woh mujhe hi dekh raha tha aur door se hi angutha dikha ke ishara kar diya




"This one's last.." maine debbie se kaha jab woh crunches maar rahi thi aur 49 pe aake ruk gayi





"Ohhhhh Noooo... ffifff..... ttyyyyyyy..." debbie ne kaha aur bench pe hi let ke fir lambi lambi saansein lene lagi jisse uske mast boobs bhi upar neeche hote aur main unhe niharta rehta




"U guys done..." debbie ki friend ne aake hamare paas kaha toh humne haan ka ishara kiya aur debbie ko haath deke maine use khada kiya




"by the way, she is Enira.. " Debbie ne uski taraf ishara kar kaha




"So where do u stay here.." Billy aur main Debbie aur Enira se baatein karte karte bahar aa gaye.. Baaton mein hi pata chala ke woh dono yahan ki hi rehne wali hain aur dono behne hain..




"So we are meeting in the eve right.." maine debbie se chance lene ka socha




"Uh, i don't think today will be possible, but anyways we will meet tomorrow in the gym right, so will plan then, " Debbie ne enira ki taraf dekh kaha toh usne bhi haami bhar di




"Ok, so till the time we can have your phone numbers.." Billy ne apna phone nikal ke kaha




"hahahaha, good luck boys.. c u tomorrow.." Dono hasne lagi aur wahan se haste haste nikal gayi




"What the fuck.." billy ne apne phone ko jeb mein rakh kaha




"That's ok.. Even we have to see our parents, right.." maine abhi billy se kaha hi tha ke itne mein mera phone baj utha




"Yes dad.. haan, hum aa rahe hai.. bas abhi gym se nikle dad.. ek ghante mein aate hain.." maine dad se kaha aur billy ke sath jaldi hostel jaake taiyar hone laga, kareeb dedh ghante mein hum Vembley pahunche aur wahan se ghumne nikal gaye.. Baba ke sath baat karke pata chala ke unka frnd bahar gaya hai isliye ghar abhi khali hai aur woh aurat indian maid thi unki.. Kyun ki uska dost bahar tha, toh unki gaadiyon mein hi hum ghumne gaye jiske liye driver maujud the




"toh kahan jana hai dad.." main peeche betha tha ritu ke sath aur mom dad beech wali seat pe the




"Aaj Buckingham Palace, fir House of Parliament aur shaam ko London Eye.." Dad ne apne haath mein ek page dekh kaha jisme shayad kaunsi kaunsi jagah yahan famous hai woh likha tha




"Aur haan sunny, tumhare frnd ke parents, they are very nice.. Hum 29th ko unke sath switzerland jaane ka soch rahe hain, tumhare dean kab milenge.." Dad ne pucha




"1st Feb dad.. Aap 3 din zurich hoke aana aur aas paas dusre sheher bhi hain, fir 1st ko idhar aa jana.." maine dad se kaha aur saamne bethi ritu ko aankh maar di jo gusse se dekh rahi thi mujhe




"Ok, yeh sahi hai... toh main unhe confirm kar deta hun.." dad ne kaha aur mom ke sath baatein karte karte gaadi ke bahar dekhne lagey




"Aise gusse se nahin dekhiye ammi, itni thandi mein bhi aap ke gaal laal seb jaise lag rahe hain.." maine ritu se kaha toh fir uski aankhein badi ho gayi






"This is such a nice piece of art.." Dad ne billy ke dad se kaha ek painting dekhte dekhte jab hum buckingham palace pahunche the aur baba bhi majburi mein wahan bani ek ghode ki painting dekh raha tha.. Udhar teeno aurtein, Billy ki maa, meri dono maayein aapas mein baatein karte karte pata nahin kya dekh rahi thi




"We have never been here in last almost 11 months, such a boring place.." Billy ne aas paas nazar fer kaha toh sab bhudhe log wahan ki kala ko dekh prashansa kar rahe the




"You bet, i would prefer our gym instead of this place.." maine nirasha bhare swar mein kaha




"This is palace... my foot.." Billy ne kaha aur usi waqt mera phone bajne laga




"Wait, let me receive this.." maine billy se kaha aur bahar chala aaya phone leke

[jay]

"Haan pankaj.. kya hua kaam ka.." maine gambhir tone mein usse pucha

"Piccadilly circussssss......" Billy ne apna muh faad kaha




"Yes, what's so shocking in this.." maine jawaab diya




"Where else.." Billy ne apne shoulder pe weight utha ke kaha




"Piccadilly, then Gherkin, then Trafalgar Square and then this National museum and then Madame Tussauds" maine use list dikhate hue kaha jo dad ne mujhe di thi pichli raat ke aaj kahan kahan ghumne jaana hai




"Only gherkin sounds good to me.. U know, happening, rest all is of no use to us man.." Billy ne apne shoulders ki exercise karte hue kaha




"I know, what do we got to do in museum.. anyway, i can't see Debbie and Enira today.." maine aas paas nazar ferte hue kaha




"How do i know, they must be busy somewhere.. Forget them, will see them once our parents leave.." Billy ne kaha toh mujhe uski baat sahi lagi aur hum apni exercise mein dhyan dene lagey




"Don't say anything ok, we will book their tickets today itself.. London to Zurich in train and Zurich to home.. And ask them for money, or else they will ask, where did u get this money from ok.." main billy ko hidayat dena shuru kiya aur hum cab se utar ke baba ke dost ke ghar mein chale gaye




"U know.." main abhi billy se keh hi raha tha kuch toh saamne se aati ek ladki pe nazar padi.. Jaise hi meri nazar uspe gayi, main use dekhta hi reh gaya, naak mein ek choti si baali, light pink color ka suit aur baal resham jaise mulayam, khule hue aur bhi zyada khubsurti badha rahe the uski, ek dum safed aur saaf skin, traditional indian ladki, haath mein amritsari chudiyan aur peron mein se aati payal ki jhankar ki aawaz, main dheere dheere uske paas gaya aur paas mein pade table se ek phool utha ke use diya




"Maasha Allah.." maine ritu ko phool deke kaha




"Kya baat hai, aaj pehli baar meri taareef.." ritu ne phool leke kaha




"Aaj aap bahut pretty lag rahe ho, i mean waise bhi lagte ho.. but aaj kuch zyada hi.." maine unka hath pakda aur sath mein walk karte hue sofa ke paas aa gaye




"Aaj hamari anniversary hai.." Ritu ne muskura ke kaha aur uske sath hi uske safed gaal ek dum laal hone lage




"Arey.. wah jee, yeh toh bahut badhiya baat hai.." maine ritu se kaha aur uske gale lag ke use wish kiya




"Waise, oldie kahan hai... Aur unhone kuch gift di ke nahin.." maine baba ke liye kaha




"Yeh suit unhone hi diya hai.." Ritu ne fir sharmaa ke kaha




"kya baat hai, oldie ki choice achi hai waise.." maine itna hi kaha ke baba peeche aa gaya




"Yeh bhi meri hi choice hai samjha.." unhone has ke kaha toh unke gale lag maine unhe bhi wish kiya aur woh ritu ke paas beth gaye




"It's their marriage anniversary today.." maine billy ko puri baat samjhayi toh usne bhi unhe wish kiya aur tab tak mom dad bhi aa gaye




Dopahar ke kareeb 12.30 baje hum piccadilly ke liye nikle jahan pe kaafi saaree shooping ki jaa sakti hai, mom aur ritu ke sath billy ki mom bhi wahin shopping mein lag gaye, western, italian , indian , pakistani aur har tarah ke kapde se leke antiques wahan maujud the.. Baba aur dad ke sath billy ke dad bhi apne kaam ki shopping kar rahe the.. Billy aur main wahin kabhi dad ke paas jaate toh kabhi mom ke paas.. Mom ke kaafi insist karne pe ritu ne unki anniversary gift accept ki..




"Itni saaree shopping.." Humne mom dad aur baakiyon ke hath mein bags dekh kaha




"Haan, kyun koi problem hai.." Ritu aur mom ne ek sath kaha toh billy aur main dono khamosh ho gaye aur dad ka muh khula hi nahin




"Ok, abhi toh shaam ke 4.30 hue hain, abhi museum mein chaliye, aur fir trafalgar square chalenge.. Last mein gherkin" maine mom dad aur baakiyon se kaha aur fir apne program ke hisaab se ghumne nikal gaye




"yeh toh badi sahi jagah hai, gaon ki yaad dila di.." dad ne trafalgar square dekh kaha




"gaon ki yaad kaise dad, wahan kahan aise sher bane hue hain, kya banawat hai dekhiye toh.." maine unki baat ka jawaab diya




"arey kya banawat, gaon ki chaupal hi hai, wahan bhi log akhbaar padhte hain, yahan bhi log akhbar hi padh rahe hain.." dad ne aas paas ke log dikha ke kaha toh log evenng edition padh rahe the




"Waah dad.. i am speechless.." maine haath utha ke kaha aur baakiyon ke sath ghumne firne ka mazaa lene laga.. Raat ko Searcys gaye, Searcys Gherkin mein restaurant hai.. Gherkin naam ki yeh building puri kaanch aur glass ki bani hui hai, isliye aap jahan bhi is building mein jaiye, aap hamesha window ke paas hi bethenge aur bahar ke nazare ka lutf milega.. Searcys mein humne khana khaya aur ritu aur baba ki anniversary bhi celebrate ki.. Khana nipta ke billy aur maine apne apne papa se unke crads liye aur London to Zurich ki train ticket book ki aur Zurich se Mumbai aur Sydney ki flights ticket book kar di..London se zurich raat ki train thi, isliye 29th ki subah se leke jo jo jagah dekhne jaisi thi woh sab humne ghuma di unko..




"E tickets hain dad, i will email you.. Aur haan , pahunch ke phone zarur kar dena ok.. And train ki journey kaafi khubsurat rahegi, yakeen maaniye.." 29 raat ko jab hum Waterloo station pahunche toh dad thoda aana kaani kar rahe the train se jaane mein, lekin fir maan gaye aur majburan haan kar di




"We did it buddy.." Billy ne mere kaan mein kaha aur apne parents se baat karne laga




"Ajee zara aap suniye ek second.." maine ritu se uske kaan mein jaake kaha





"Aap aankhein bandh karo aur haath aagey badhao, aur zyada naa nukur mat karna ok.." maine ritu se side mein aane ko kaha toh woh mere sath ek corner mein aa gayi




"Sunny, koi bhi gift nahin chahiye, already tumhare mom dad humein itni gifts de chuke hain, new year aur ab yeh, ab tum kuch nahin dena.." Ritu ne baat sune bina kaha




"Arey aap karo na jo kaha, aur haan aankhein kholna nahin beech mein.." maine ritu ko zor diya toh usne aankhein bandh ki aur haath aagey badhaya.. Maine apni jean mein se ek wrapped box nikala aur uske haath mein de diya




"Ok.. open ur eyes now.." Mere yeh kehte hi ritu ne aankhein kholi aur bina kuch kahe us box ko unwrap karne lagi.. Gift wrapper hata ke box ko dekh ke hi wol bol uthi




"Sunny, kahan se laya itne paise.." Ritu ne box wapas deke kaha mujhe




"Arey yeh mere hain, is baar ghar aaya tha na toh mom dad ne diye aur kaafi saare dusre bhi hain.. Aur aap yeh mana nai kiya karo, kya main aapko ek gift bhi nahin de sakta.." maine jaan bujh ke emotional hoke kaha aur usse door jaake khada ho gaya




"Sunny, aisa nahin hai.. par beta, yeh sab karne ka mya matlab.." main janta tha ritu isse aaram se emotional ho jayegi




"aapki train mein baaki 5 mins hain.. agar gift le rahe ho toh ok, nai toh ise yahin fenk do.. Aur haan, agar le rahe hain toh yeh platinum love bands hain, aap jab zurich ki barfeele pahadon mein ghumne jaoge, toh wahan apne pati se kehna ke aapko romantic tareeke se yeh pehnaaye aur fir se propose kare.. Aur yeh sab aap mujhe skype pe dikhana.. Aur agar nai accept karoge toh.." kehte kehte main ruk gaya




"toh.." ritu ne has ke kaha




"toh kuch nahin, bas aap yeh accept karo ok.." maine ritu ko jawaab diya aur fir uski sune bina mom dad ke paas chala gaya.. Kareeb 5 min mein woh log zurich ke liye nikal gaye aur billy aur maine raahat ki saans li




"Ufff.. that was great, but u msg ur parents the tickets one day before their departure from Zurich.." maine billy se kaha jab dusri subah hum gym mein gaye.. Colleges reopen ho chuke the 25 January ko hi, par agar hum mom dad ke samne yeh bolte toh fir unko dean se milaa padta




"Don't worry.. btw, i cannot see Enira and ur Debbie as well since last couple days.." humne fir nazar fer kaha toh woh dono kahin nahin dikhi




"leave them... we will search new ones, there are lot here.." maine use jawaab diya aur hum jaldi apni exercise nipta ke college ki taraf badhne lagey




"Billy, tell me.. Can u get these things for me, i mean this might need some technical help.. do u know someone who can do this.." maine billy ko ek kaagaz pakdate hue kaha aur usme kuch choti moti cheesein chahiye thi.. Billy bade dhyan se list ko dekhne laga aur sochne laga