Arhann- mohabbat ya nafrat

[Fan of RSS]

Agle din sunday tha toh mai dair tak sota hoon subah meri ankh pani girne se khulti hai mai ankhain khol kar saamne dekhta hoon toh saamne geele baalon mai sarenna didi khadi thi shayad abhi abhi naha ke ayi theen

Mai: didi sone do na thodi dair bas

Didi: bas uth ja ab..... ahhhh maaa

Mai didi ka haath pakad leta hoon aur aur kheech ke apne pass lita leta hoon

Mai: aap bhi so jao mere saath buhat din ho gaye

Dadi: par bha....

Mai (unke hothon pe ungli rakh ke): shhhhhh ab kuch nahi so jao

Aur mai unhe kas ke gale laga leta hoon aur isi tarah hum dono phir so jate hai

Humari neend 1 ghante baad aleeza ke uthane se khulti

Aleeza: mai wahan nashte pe intezar kar rahi thi aur tum dono yahan maze se so rahe ho

Mai: wo mai toh uth gaya tha wo yeh didi mujhe leke so gayi

Sarenna: kitna jhoot bolta hai khud mujhe keech ke sula diya tha..

Aleeza: acha acha chalo dono ready ho nashte pe sab wait kar rahe hain hamara

Itne mai sarenna didi ready hone chali jati hai toh

aleeza (mere pass ake bolti ha): aroo ek baat poochni thi

Mai: haan bola

Aleeza: kiya mai tumse dab ke saamne baat kar sakti hoon

Mai: nahi bilkul nahi

Aleeza (masoomiyat se): please

Mai(chidate hue): acha theek hai but jyada free na hona sab ke saamne

Aleeza (funny style mai): akele mai toh free ho sakti hoon

Mai: acha ab jyada dimagh na kha aur ja ab mujhe fresh hona hai

Aleeza bhi kuch nahi bolti aur chup chap neeche chali hati hai aur mai bhi fresh hone bathroom mai ghus jata hoon

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At Breakfast Table

Aroo kuch chahiye kiya

Mai jaise hi nashte ke liye ake bethta hoon aleeza poochti hai

Mai: haan 1 cup coffee dedo

Aleeza (khush hote hue): acha abhi deti hoon

Yeh sab dekh ke sarenna didi ke ilawa sab ghar wale haath roke herani se humain hi dekh rahe the
Shayad kisi ko yaqeen hi nahi ho raha tha

Aleeza: yeh le bhai

Mai us se cup leta hoon aur sab ko ignore karke apni coffee khatam karke uth jata hoon

Mai: sarenna didi aap log shsm mai tayyar rehna movie pe chalain ge

Isi ke saath mai ghar se nikal jata hoon

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[Fan of RSS]

Mai ghar se nikalta hi hoon ke mera phone rong karta hai

Mai (man me): ab kon hai bc

Mai: Hello

Saamne se: hello bhai pehchana

Mai: mai antaryami nahi hoon jo teri awaaz sun ke pechan jaoon ga naam bata

Saamne se: bhai mai Basil

Mai: kon basil

Basil: bhai woi jis ka aap ne munh tora tha us din aur phir card bhi diya tha job ke liye

Mai: acha tu hai bata kiya kaam hai

Basil: bhai aap se milna tha

Mai: chal address send karta hoon cafe aaja

Phir mai call cut karke usko add. Msg karta hoon aur cafe jaake beth jata hoon

Mai abhi betha hi tha ke 10 mint mai wo bhi a hata hai

Basil: hello bhai

Mai: chal beth kaam bata

Basil: wo bhai thanks aap ki wajah se job mil gayi aap mai bhi sukoon ki zindagi guzaroon ga

Mai: waise teri age kiya hai

Basil: bhai 20

Mai: aur padhai kitni ki

Basil: mom dad ki death ke baad 1st year mai hi chod di thi

Mai: chal mai apne saath tera bhi admission kara deta hoon

Basil: par bhai meri job...

Mai: koyi na mai dekh loon ga timings college ke baad ke rakhwa doon ga

Basil: par bhai aap meri itni help kar kiyon rahe ho

Mai: bus tujh mai mujhe achai nazar ayi is liye

Basil: kaisi achai

Mai: usdin un charon gundon ki nazron main hawas thi alia ke liye madag mujhe teri ankhon main wo hawas nahi dikhi bas isliye acha chal mujhe late ho raha hai addmission kara ke bata doon ga

Basil (rote hue): thanks bhai aap mere liye itna kar rahe ho

Mai: arey koyi baat nahi chal phir milte hain

Phir mai wahan se apna kaam karte hue ghar ko nikal jata hoon

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Mai ghar puhachta hoon toh didi aur aleeza tayar bethe hote hai

Didi: kahan tha ab tak kab se wait kar rahe hain tera

Mai toh undono ko dekhne mai hi khoya hua tha khas kar aleeza kiya lag rahi thi wo baby pink party dress mai

Aleeza: kiya dekh raha hai

Mai (hosh mai ate hue): ku.....kuch nahi
Mai ata hoon ready hoke bas

Didi: alia ko bhi bulate lana

Mai: aap khud bula lo

Didi: wo bol rahi hai jo party de raha hai wo khud bulaye

Mai (badbadate hue): ajeeb zabardasti hai

Mai ali ke room main jata hoon

Alia: arey bhai kiya kaam hai

Mai: kiya dramey kar rahi hai chalna hai toh chal

Alia: badi behan se aise baat karte hi

Mai: kaisi badi behan

Alia (kaatil muskaan ke saath kareeb ate hue) : itni jaldi bhool gaya kal raat ko hi toh.....

Mujhe us ke irade khatarnak lag rahe the is liye baat khatam karne ke liye bolta hon

Mai: acha acha chal agar ana hai toh aaja warna mai ja raha hoon

Alia: ruk ready hoke ati hoo

Mai ready hone chala jata hoon

Mai (man me): is phool jhadi ke pass akele toh jana hi nahi chahiye pata nahi kab kiya kar jaye

Phir mai ready hole neeche ata hoon toh saamne hall mai sahil khada tha

Mai: abey tu kiya kar raha hai yahan

Sahil: mujhe toh didi ne bulaya hai

Didi: acha chalo sab alia bhi a gayi

Phir hum sab gadi mai nikal jate hain sab se pehle movie pe jaate hain movie romantic thi hall mai sab se pehle sahil phir alia phir sarenna phir aleeza aur akhir mai mai betha tha

Mera dhyaan movie mai kam aur aleeza mai jyada tha pat nahi kiya cheez thi usme jo mai usi ki taraf attract ho raha tha phir mai apna dhyaan movie pe lagata hoon magar kuch dair baad achanak aleeza apna sir mere kandhe pe rakh leti hai

Mai: kiya hua movie dekho

Aleeza: uh uhhhhh

Mai bhi phir kuch nahi bolta thodi dair mai hi aleeza so jati hai phir mai bhi apna right hand uske kandhe pe rakh ke apna sir us ke sir ke saath laga ke beth jata hoon

Didi: dono utho kiya lovebirds ki tarah bethe ho

Mai aur Aleeza chonkte hue uth jate hain

Aleeza: choti sharam kar tu kuch jyada hi bolne lagi hai

Phir koyi kuch nahi bolta itni dair mai movie bhi khatam ho jati hai phir hum dinner karke ghar ke liye nikal jaate hain

Magar koyi tha jo in sab pe nazar rakhe hue tha

Aise hi 1 week guzar gaya is 1 hafte mai jyada kuch nahi badla arhaan aur alia ke beech nok jhok jaari rahi aur saalik ki taraf se bhi kuch nahi hua aur ek cheez jo sabse khas thi wo yeh ke arhaan ab aleeza se muhabbat se nahi toh nafrat se bhi nahi baat kar ta tha

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[Fan of RSS]

Good morning bhai

Aaj arhaan ke college ka pehla din tha sarenna usey uthane room mai ati hai magar arhaan pehle se tayar khada baal bana raha tha

Mai: good morning didi

Sarenna: arey wah aroo aaj toh khud uth gaya

Mai: haan wo kiya hai aj pehle hi din late nahi hona chahta

Sarenna: waise buhat handsome lag raha hai kaheen meri hi nazar na lag jaye

Mai: waise aap bhi kam nahi lag rahi

Sarenna: thanks aroo waise baatain chod mujhe bhi late ho raha hai college ko jaldi se nashte ko aja

Phir mai jaldi se neeche utarta hoon toh saamne hi aleeza mil jati hai

Aleeza: Gm aroo

Mai: good morning

Aleeza:aaj toh bada hi pyara lag raha hai kiya baat hai

Mai: thanks

Aleeeza: chal naashta kar jaldi warna laye ho jaye ga

Phir mai naashta karta hoon aur sarenna didi ko unke college drop karte hue apne college nikal jata hoon aur jald hi puhanch bhi jata hoon

Mai ne sahil aur basil ko pehle hi gate pe milne ka bol diya tha isliye unhe dhoondne mai jyada pareshani nahi hoti

Mai: hello dosto

Basil: hello bhai

Sahil: badi jaldi a gaya waise yeh kon hai

Mai: oh haan sahil yeh basil aur basil yeh mera childhood friend sahil hai

Phir dono ek dusre se milte hain phir hum andar chal dete hain abhi hum gate se ghuse hi the ke ek ladka bhag ke ata hai aur sahil ko thapad mar deta hai wo bhagne wala hi hota hai ke mai uske face pe punch mardeta hoon jis se wo samne gir jata hai mai phir marne hi wala hota hoon ke wo bolta hai

Ladka: bhai bhai maaf kardo maine jaan ke nahi mara wo log (door bethe ek group ki taraf ishara karke) meri ragging le rahe the unhone kaha tha

Sahil: abey jhoot bol raha hai yeh bsdka maar ise bhai

Ladka: maa kasam sach bol raha hoon bhai please aur na maarna

Mai: waise kis batch ka hai

Ladka: BBA

Itna sunte hi mai aur basil paglon ki tarah hasne lagte hain

Sahil: abey chutiye ho gaye ho kiya hain

Basil (haste hue): chutiya toh yeh hai bc juniours se ragging kara ke aya hai

Sahil bhi humare saath hasne lagta hai aur wo bechara ladka sharminda sa khada ho jata hai

Mai: waise naam kiya hai tera

Ladka: mai Pawan

Mai: chal tu apne hi batch ka hai saath chalte hain class

Abhi hum class mai puhanchne wale hi hote hain ke kisi ko dekh ke mera mood kharab ho jata hai

Mai: abey yeh yahan bhi a gayi pata nahi mera peecha kab chode gi

Shayad saamne wale ne bhi mujhe dekh liya tha is liye wo mere pass ati hai

Alia: oh hero yahan kiya kar raha hai

Mai: tujh se matlab apna kam kar jahan mai jata hoon waheen a jati hai

Alia: mujh se hi toh matlab hai waise aaj kal tu kuch jyada hi nahi ud raha hai sambhal ke ud aisa na ho ke par hi kaat doon

Mai: abey pagal he kiya lagta hai tera upper story khali ho gaya hai jo aisi begki behki baatain kar rahi hai

Alia: wo toh waqt ane pe pata chale ga kis ki upper story khali hoti hai

Mai : abey chal ja subah subah apni manhoos shakal dikha ke din kharab kar diya

Phir mai kuch sune baghair hi class ko chal deta hoon jahan basil aur pawan toh nayi nayi ladkiyon ko dekhne mai magan ho jate hai aur mai sahil ke pass jake beth jata hoon

Magar aaj shayad ek aur shock milna tha mujhe

hum abhi seat pe bethe hi the ke class mai shalwar aur chudi daar pehne ek ladki enter hoti hai

Mai: abey yeh yahan kaise

Sahil: kon bey

Mai : kuch nahi (man me) abey yeh toh woi park wali ladki hai yeh yahan kiya kar rahi hai

Itne mai Basil: bhai maal check kar kaash mujhe mil jaye

Pata nahi uska younh kehna mujhe kiyon acha nahi lagta

Mai (gusse mai): chup chap beth ja warna saare daant tod doonga tere

Abhi mai bol hi raha tha ke saamne se awaz ati hai

GOOD MORNING STUDENTS

mai chonk ke saamne dekhta hoon toh saamne dice pe woi ladki khadi hoti hai

I am your management teacher Mishal Chouhan

Mai (zor se): What teacher

Itne mai sab ka dihan meri taraf a jata hai madam bhi mujhe dekh leti hai aur heraan ho jati hain

Madam (herani se ): Tum.... Oh sorry kiya naam hai tumhara


Mai: Arhaan Chaudhary

Madam: ab koyi disturbance nahi honi chahiye

Isi ke saath aaj kuch khaas nahi hua bas intro hue aur isi ke saath class khatam ho gayi

Class khatam hote hi hum charon apne raaste jaane lage mai abhi apni car parking se nikal hi raha tha ke mujhe saamne madam dikhi

Mai (car unke saamne rok ke): hello
Mam any problem

Madam: oh hello bus ka wait kar rahi thi

Mai: chalain mai drop kar deta hoon

Madam: nahi mai khud chali jaaoon gi

Mai: oh common madam hum pehli baar thodi mile hai aap mujh pe bharosa kar sakti hai

Isi ke saath mai door open kar deta hoon aur wo bhi chup chap ake beth jaati hain

Mai: waise mai google map nahi hoon jo aap ke raasta bataye bina ghar puhancha doon ga

Madam: oh sorry mai toh bhool hi gayi batana

Phir wo apne ghar ka raasta batati hai aur mai unke ghar ki taraf gaadi doda deta hoon

RAASTE MAIN

Mai: mujhe toh ab bhi yaqeen nahi ho raha ke aap humari teacher ho

Madam: aisa kiyun

Mai: kiyun ke ab kaheen se itni badi nahi lagteen balke aap toh...

Madam: aap toh kiya

Mai:aap toh college girl lagti hain

Madam (muskurate hue): acha haan flirt

Mai: arey nahi kasam se mai usdin park mai bhi aap ko apne hi age ki samjha tha

Madam: nahi mai 28 saal ki hoon

Mai (herani se): strange waise aap ki shadi ho gayi kiya

Mera itna kehte hi madam ke chehre pe udasi a jati hai mujhe lagta hai ke kuch ghalat pooch liya shayad

Mai: sorry shayad mujhe nahi poochna chahiye tha aisa

Madam (khud ko sambhalte hue): nahi nahi kuch ghalat nahi poocha waise abhi tak maine shadi nahi ki

Muhal ko sahi karne ke liye

Mai: oh yes matlab abhi mera chance hai

Madam: kis cheez ka

Magar jab unhe samajh ata hai wo bhi hasne lagti hain

Madam (haste hue): kitna flirt karte ho waise Mr. Shayar aaj koyi shair nahi sunao ge

Mai: ap ki khubsoorti ki shaan mai toh mai pooora deewan likh doon

Madam : phir flirt

Mai: acha yeh sunain aap ke liye

KHILNA KALI NE KAM KAM SEEKHA HAI

UNKI ANKHON KI NEEM KHUABI SE

Madam (sharma jati hain): uffff har baat pe chance maarte ho waise style acha hai

Mai: humara style hai toh acha toh hona hi tha

Madam: buhat baatain banate ho waise again I am impressed

Mai: toh kiya khayal hai

Madam: kis bare mai

Mai: mera chance hai ke nahi

Madam (muskurate hue): try karo ho sakta hai ban jai

Itne mai madam ka ghar a jata hai

Mai: lo a gaya ghar

Madam: oh thanks baaton baaton mai rasta pata hi nahi chala

Mai: waise kon kon rehta hai apke saaath

Madam: mai akele hi rehti hoon

Phir wo utar ke jaane hi lagti hai phir kuch yaad ata hai toh mud ke ati hai

Madam: oh mai toh bhul hi gayi chai peeke jana

Mai: arey nahi madam aap bhi akeli ho kaheen mai behak gaya toh

Yeh sun ke wo bhi hasne lagti hai

Madam (haste hue): buhat funny ho tum tumhari company mai koyi bore ho hi nahi sakta chalo aao ab

Mai: sorry chai next time ke liye rakhain abhi mai late ho raha hoon BTW thanks for the compliment bye

Madam: Bye

Phir mai gadi ghuma ke apne raaste nikal jata hoon

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Sir sab intezaam ho gaya hai bas ab ap ke order ki dair hai

Saalik apne office mai betha apne chehre pe shetani muskurahat liye kisi se phone pe baat kar raha tha

Saalik: abhi thoda intezaar karo itni asaan mout nahi deni unhain itna dard dena hai ke saale pal pak marain

Saaamne se: ji sir jaisi aap ki marzi

Saalik: un par nazar rakhi hui hai na

Saamne se: yes sir unki ek ek movement pe humari nazar hai bas aap ke order ka intezaar hai

Saalik: very good abhi isi tarah nazar rakho agey ka baad mai bataoon ga

Isi ke saath wo call cut kar deta hai

ab aye ga maza ab tum logon ko koyi nahi bacha sakta ha ha ha ha ha

Itne mai mona andar ati hai

Mona: kiya hua sir aaj jyada hi khush lag rahe hain

Saalik (mona ko dekhte hue): wo sab chodo aaj tumhare saath swarg ki sair karne ka dil chah raha hai

Mona: mai toh humesha tayyar hoon

Isi ke saath wahan vaasna ka nanga naach shuru ho jata hai

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[Fan of RSS]

Kahan rahe gaya tha aroo itni raat ho gayi hai tu ab aya hai

Raat ko arhaan thaka hua ghar ata hai toh hall mai hi sarenna aur aleeza pareshan bethi uska intezaar kar rahi hoti hain

Mai: wo didi kaam tha mujhe ab mai dair se hi aya karoonga

Aleeza: aisa kiya kaam par gaya aroo

Mai: wo kiya hai na ke mai ne job join ki hai isliy bola

Aleeza: zaroorat kiya hai jab apna family business hai tu chod de yeh job

Mai: phir woi baat chodo yeh sab dinner lagao badi bhook lagi hai

Sarenna: abhi lagate hai bhai

Phir hum log dinner karte hain aur apne apne room ki taraf chale jate hain magar sarenna didi mere saath a jati hai

Mai: kiya hua koyi kaam hai

Didi: nahi bas tere saath sone ka man kar raha tha buhat din ho gaye

Mai kuch nahi bolta aur fresh hoke humesha ki tarah didi ko bahon mai bhar ke so jata hoon

Ma......may I c...o...me in ma.....mam

Agle din mai college ko thoda late ho gaya abhi mai ake apni seat le betha hi tha ke ek awaaz sab ka dihaan apni taraf kheech leti hai darwaze pe glasses lagaye ek ladki dari sehmi khadi thi jis ko dekh ke sab hasne lagte hain itne me mam

Mam: keep quiet all & you come in

Wo ladki andar ati hai toh

Mam: what's your name

Ladki: mam Sh....sha.....shanze khan

Ek baar phir sab hasne lahte hain jis se wo aur jyada nervous ho jati hai

Mam: acha jao beth jao

Wo ladki mud ke jagah dhoondne lagti hai magar shayad koyi usko saath bethana hi nahi chahta tha sab bahar hoke beth jate hai itne mai wo ake meri seat ke pass khadi ho jati hai

Shanze (darte hue): ma....mai ya...yahan beth jaoon

Mai nazar utha ke usko dekhta hoon phir bolta hoon

Mai: yes sure

Wo darte darte beth jaati hai phir lecture shuru ho jata hai beech beech mai meri aur mam ji nazar milti toh wo smile pass kar deti mujhe samajh nahi aya unki smile ka matlab isi tarah lecture khatam ho jata hai aur mam ke jaate hi sab ek baar phir uski taraf dekhne lagte hai koyi use old fashioned kahe raha tha toh koyi uspe has raha tha jis se wo aur jyada ghabra jati hai

Mai: hey tum itna dar kiyun rahi ho araam se betho

Shanze: j...ji

Phir isi tarah lecture khatam hote hain aur halftime ho jata hai mai uth ke apne doston ke saath canteen chala jata hoon

Basil: bhai aisi ladki aaj tak nahi dekhi maine

Mai: kaisi

Basil: bhai lagta hai us mai koyi 100 saal purani budhi atma hai uski dreasing nahi dekhi

Pawan: aur dar kitna rahi thi jaise usey khajai ga koyi

Sahil: chodo yaar uski marzi

Phir hum log mazak masti mai apna lunch khatam karte hai abhi mere aur sahil class ki taraf ja hi rahe the ke mujhe kuch awaaz ati hai hum jaake dekhte hain toh awaaz auditorium se a rahi thi jaise hi hum auditorium mai guste hain toh mera khoon khol jaata hai saamne ek 2 ladke usi ladki ke saath zabardasti karne ki koshish kar rahe the

Ladka: nakhre na kar khud bhi maze le hume bhi lene de

Mai (bhag ke un ke pass jata hoon): abey chod ise warna mujh se bura koyi nahi hoga

Ladka: dekh apni tang nahi ada mere kaam mai ja yahan se

Itne main mai sahil ko ishara karta hoon toh wo uske side wale ladke ke face pe ek kick jad deta hai

Jis se wo ladka dar jata hai aur ladki ka haath chod deta hai itne mai hi mai usey punch maarta hoon aur uska sar pakad ke table pe mar deta hoon jis se uske sar se khoon nikalne lagta hai aur wo neeche gir jata hai

Ladka (uthte hue): dekh tu mujhe jaanta nahi hai Arez Chauhan naam hai mera yeh mere dad yahan ke jaane maane businessman hain wo tujhe chodain ge nahi ahhh uuiiiiii

Mai jaake uske per pe phir kick mar deta hoon jis se wo dubara gir haata hai

Mai: abey ja darta nahi hoon tere baap se uska bhi woi haal karoon ga jo tera kiya hai

Aur usko waheen pada chod ke hum ladki ko leke bahar nikal jate hain

Hall se nikalte hi mai bolta hoon


Mai:hail tuja class attend kar main ja raha hoon

Phir sahil class chala jata hai phir mai ladi se bolta hoon

Mai: tum yahan kiya kar rahi theen

Shanze: wo....wo mai washroom ja rahi thi yeh ladke a gaye aur mujhe wahan le gaye

Mai: acha toh tum ne shor kiyun nahi kiya

Shanze: shor kiyun karti

Mai (herani se): wo tumhare saath zabardasti kar rahe the aur kiyun

Shanze (masoomiyat se): zabardasti.. Wo kiya hoti hai

Mai yeh sun ke heraan ho jata hoon

Mai(herani se): kiya tumhe sach mai nahi pata

Shanze masoomiyat se na mai sar hila deti hai

Mai (man me): kiya yeh sach mai itni masoom hai ya nataak kar rahi hai

mai ne ek baar phir uska chehra padhne ki koshish magar mujhe uske chehre pe masoomiyat ke siwa kuch nazar nahi aya

Mai: acha chalo tumhe ghar chod deta hoon

Shanze: nahi mai chali jaoon gi

Mai: ek baar samajh nahi ata chalo jaldi

Wo bhi kuch nahi bolti aur mere saath a jati hai

Mai: tumhara ghar kahan hai

Shanze: wo..wo mai dusre city se hoon yahan hostel mai rahe rahi hoon

Phir humare beech koyi baat nahi hoti aur mai uske hostel ke agey car rokta hoon aur wo utar ke andar chali jati hai

Mai (man me): kuch toh karna pade ga warna koyi bhi is ki masoomiyat ka galat fayada utha sakta hai waise kiya koyi itna masoom bhi ho sakta hai

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[Fan of RSS]

Aroo tu yahan kiya kar raha hai

Bhaiya aur aleeza ek business conferance mai jaate hain toh wahan unhe arhaan dikhta hai

Mai: ma......mai toh kuch bhi nahi

Bhaiya: yahan business related logon ke siwa toh koyi andar nahi a sakta toh phir kaise

Mai (man me): yeh sala james bond ki auladain humari family mai hi ani theen phele wo alia ab yeh

Mai: nahi wo mai....

Itne mai Samne se ek ladki ati hai wo kuch kehne hi wali hoti hai ke mai use chup rehne ka ishara karta hoon

Mai: haa..... Haan wo mai apni boss ke saath yahan aya tha wo bataya toh tha ke job join ki hai (ladki ki taraf ishara karke) inse milo yeh hain meri nayi boss

Phir aleeza aur bhaiya us se hello karte hain aur bye bol ke chale jate hai

Unke jaate hi

Mai (thandi saas lete hue): haye aaj ko baal baal bach gaya

Ladki: sir aap ne unke saamne mujhe apna boss kiyun kaha

Mai: chodo tumhe samajh nahi aye ga chalo conference ko late ho raha hai

Phir mai us ladki ke saath hall mai chala jata hoon

Wo ladki kon thi

Abhi mai ghar mai ghus ke room ki taraf ja hi raha tha ke beech mai phool jhadi matlab Alia a jati hai

Mai: konsi ladki

Alia: woi ladki jis ke saath tu halftime mai college se nikal gaya tha

Mai yeh sun ke chonk jata hoon

Mai (man me): abey bc yeh toh wo shanze ke bare mai bol rahi hai magar isko pata kaise chala

Mai: abey mai jis ke saath bhi ghoomon teri kiyun jal rahi hai

Alia (gusse mai): haan uski bhi zindagi kharab karde

Mai (chonkte hue): kiya matlab hai tera haan

Alia: yeh teri madam ke saath bhi jo ankh macholi chal rahi hai na sab janti hoon mai

Ab toh mai solid chonka

Mai (man me): ab is ko madam ka kaise pata bey yeh toh maine bhi kisi ko nahi bataya zaroor is ne jasoos chode hue hai mere peeche

Mai: mai jo bhi karoon tera kiya problem hai haan

Alia (ek ek word pe zor dete hue): ab toh mera hi problem hai

Mai: kiya matlab

Alia: wo bhi jaldi hi samajh a jaye ga khair ab us ladki se door rehna tera kiya bharosa us masoom ki zindagi tabah kar de

Mujhe uski baat sunke gussa a jata hai aur mai uska gala pakad ke deewar se laga deta hoon

Mai (gusse mai): akhir tu yeh baar baar kis baat ka tana se rahi hai kis ki zindagi tabah kardi maine haan

Phir thandi saas chod ke

Mai: aur dusri baat nahi rahun ga us se door dekhta hoon tu kiya ukhad leti hai

Phir mai uska chehra dekhta hoon jo mere gala dabane ki wajah se laal ho gaya tha aur ankhon mai pani a gaya tha toh meri pakad dheeli ho jati hai magar is ka fayada utha ke alia mujhe thapad marne hi wali hoti hai ke mai uska haath pakad leta hoon

Mai (gusse mai): sareef nahi hoon ke tu marti rehe gi mai har baar chod doonga agli baar haath uthane ki koshish bhi ki na mujh par toh yehi haath tod doonga

Aur yeh kahe kar mai uska haath jhatak kar apne room mai a jata hoon

Mai (man me): akhir kis ki zindagi tabah kardi maine kiyun bol rahi thi wo aisa pata toh karna pare ga

Phir yehi sochte sochte mai so jata hoon

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Waheen doosri taraf Saalik apne ghar mai betha tha ke main door se sar pe patti bandhe ek ladka enter hota hai

Saalik (uthte hue): yeh chote kaise ayeen beta bata mujhe

Ladka: dad aaj college mai ek ladke ne maara

Saalik yeh sun ke gusse mai a jata hai

Saalik (gusse mai): kon hai wo haramzada naam bata mujhe

Ladka: dad new admission hai naam nahi pata

Saalik: chal koyi na mai dekhta hoon kis mai itni himmat a gayi hai jo Saalik ke bete ko mare

Phir saalik kisi ko phone karta hai

Saalik: hello tumhe ek kaam de raha hoon jaldi karo

Doosri taraf: _ _ _ _

Saalik: Arez ki college mai ladai hui thi pata lagao kon ladka tha wo saaari report mujhe 30 mint ke andar chahiye

Ladka: dad aap chodo mai maroon ga saale ko

Saalik: abey ek machar toh sahi se maarna nahi ata usey mare ga

Phir thidi dair baad ek admi haaath mai file liye ghar mai enter hota hai

Admi: sir yeh rahi us ladke ki janam kundli

Saalik jaise jaise wo file padhta jata hai us ke chehre ki shetani muskurahat gheri hoti jaati hai

Ladka: dad kiya hua

Saalik: kuch nahi aur haan abhi kuch karne ki zaroorat nahi hai tumhe samjhe isko baad mai dekhain ge

Ladka: kiyun dad usne meri itni insult ki aur aap use chod rahe ho

Saalik: jyada dimagh nahi chala aur chod nahi raha sahi moqe ka interaar kar raha hoon ja aur rest kar thodo

Phir wo ladka apne room mai chala jata hai

Aur idhar saalik paglon ki tarah hasne lagta hai jaise koyi buhat bada khazana mil gaya ho

Saalik: ab aye ga na maza ek ek ko kutte ki mout maroon ga ha ha ha ha ha

Good Morning bhai

Mai abhi college ke liye ready hua hi tha ke sarenna didi room mai enter hoti hai wo shayad naha ke ayi theen aur geele baalon mai itni khoobsoorat lag rahi theen kiya bataoon

Mai: Good morning didi

Didi (apna suit dikhate hue): bhai bata kaisi lag rahi hoon

Mai (serious face ke saath): buhat moti lag rahi ho is suit mai

Didi yeh sun ke gusse mai a jati hain

Didi (meri taraf badhte hue): tu ne mujhe moti kaha ab dekh yeh moti tere saath kiya karti hai

Aur isi ke saath wo mujh pe jhapat padti hai aur mai bachne ke liye room mai idhar udhar bhagne lagta hoon

abhi mai bed ke pass puhancha hi tha ke didi ka pair slip ho jata hai aur wo seedha mujhe lete hue bed pe girti hai jis se dono ki aha nikal jati hai

Didi: oh ahhhhhhhhhhh

Mai: uhhhhhhhhhhhh

Didi ke boobs mere chest mai gusse hue the aur humare honth ek second ke liye touch hoke alag ho jate hain but didi ko shayad is sab ka hosh hi nahi tha

Didi: ab bol mai moti hoon haan

Mai: haan koi shak hai kiya

Didi abhi tak mere upar padi hui thi aur uske boobs ke ahsaas se meri halat kharab ho rahi thi

Didi: mai tera haal kharab kar doon gi kamine

Mai: didi tum haal kharab karo ya na karo agar thodi dair aur aise hi leti raheen toh mera haal zaroor kharab ho jaye ga

Didi (sharmaye hue): dhat besharam

Didi ko bhi apni position ka ahsaas hota hai aur wo mere upar se uth ke sharmate hue room se bhag jati hai

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