Arhann- mohabbat ya nafrat

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Alia abhi bhi diwal sai lagi khaadi thi aur arahaan ko dhekh rahi thi

Arahaan dhire sai sir jhuka kar - maaff karana maine kuch nada kar diya

Alia bolana caah rahi thi par usske hoth sil gaye the


Arhaan nai uper dhekha aur hil gaya ussani jaldi sai uska haath pakda aur bethani ke liye kicha toh wo aase ladkadayi jaase koi patahar ko hila diya hai


Aahaan nai usse sambhal liya aur pakad kar bed par betha diya


Aur jakar apna towel bhiga kar laaya aur alia ke pass aakar usske gaalo ko pochanae laga


Alia(man mai ) - yeh aakhir kon hai arahaan tera paayaar yaa nafarat


Arhaan (man mai)- yeh kaya kiya tunne aisa koi dhuman ke saath karnai koi nahi sochata tunne yeh kaya kiya zabardasti wo bhi kaisi



Abb alia kaa face saaf ho chuka tha arahaan ka hath alia nai pakad liya aur uthh kar chali gayi

Aur jaate jaate gate band kar diya


Arhaan sab sai nafarat ko kar sakata hai par kissi ki akkho mai aashu usse hila dete hai aur yaha hua usski vajagh sai


Arahaan baathroom mai jakar nahanai lagata hai raat mai hii

Arhaan kudh sai - kutte teri gharwaalo nai joh kiya wahi tuh kar raha hai kaya fark rah gaya arahaan nai saamnai ke mirror par gussa mar diya


Arhaan - aah shit shit yeh khoon

Wo jaldi sai naha kar nikala aur dressing kranai lagata hai aur phir socho main gum ho jata hai ke us ka mobile ring hota hai

ARHAAN: Hello John bolo

(Saaamne se john kuch bolta hai jise sun kar Arhaan ko gussa a jata hai)

ARHAAN: Do your work in which your are best

(Aur isi ke saath Arhaan phone cut karke so jaata hai)

SIR humare log mar diye gaye hain kal raat

Subah Saalik office ata hai toh mona use raat ke bare main batati hai

SAALIK (gusse main): kaise hua yeh sab haan

MONA: Sir kal humare bande us secretary ko uthane gaye the magar un ko uske area main gusne se pehle hi shoot kar diya gaya koyi ek bhi nahi bacha aur lagta hai sab ko high tech guns se mara gaya hai

SAALIK (kaatil muskurhat ke saath): yeh koyi powerful log lagte hain in ke liye jaal bichana pare ga magar is se pehle apne baqi ke dushmanon se nimatna pare ga

Kiya hua choti kiya baat hai aise kiyun bethi ho

(Subah subah Aleeza lawn main bethi kuch soch rahi hoti hai ke jab bhaiya ake us se poochte hain)

ALEEZA(chonkte hue): na.....nahi toh kuch bhi nahi

BHAIYA: ab mujh se bhi chupai gi bata kiya baat hai

ALEEZA: Bhai tum ne Aroo ka behavior dekha hai jab se aya hai kisi se seedhe munh baat nahi kar raha hai

BHAIYA: kal tak main samajhta tha ke wo buhat batameez hai aur bigad ke aya hai hostel se magar main ghalat tha

ALEEZA (chonkte hue): kiyun bhai aisa kiya hua

BHAIYA: kal jab main use thapad marne wala tha us waqt maine uski ankhon main ek dard dekhatha aisa dard jis ko dekh ke main dar gaya tha

ALEEZA: yeh kiya bol rahe ho bhai

BHAIYA: haan sahi kahe raha hoon past main mom dad ne uske saath kuch toh aisa kiya hai jis ki wajah se aaj wo sab se nafrat karta hai

ALEEZA: bhai chalo mom dad se poochte hain

BHAIYA: nahi mom waise hi Arhaan ke ane ke baad depression main hai aur dad aaj kal business ki tension main hain upar se heart patient bhi hum unse kuch nahi poochain ge

ALEEZA: toh phir pata kaise chale gi Aroo ki nafrat ki wajah

BHAIYA (kuch sochte hue): Yeh toh Arhaan hi bataye ga

ALEEZA (herani se) : kiya

BHAIYA: haan hum Arhaan se pooche ge jis se uski nafrat bhi bahar aye gi jo wo barson se dil main daba ke betha hai aur hum bhi kareeb ho sakain ge us se uska dard bant ke

ALEEZA: chalo bhaiya abhi chalte hain aroo ke room main

BHAIYO: haan chalo aur saath main Alia ko bhi le lete hain

itna kahe kar dono Andar ja kar Alia ka room knock karte hain

ALIA: Come in

Aleeza (andar atey hue): Alia cha.......

(Itna bolte hi jab uski nazar alia ke chehre pe parti hai toh chonk jati hai)

ALEEZA: ye.....yeh teri ankhain itni sooji hui kiyun hain

ALIA (nazre churate hue): kuch nahi didi wo raat ko dair se soyi thi bas

ALEEZA: acha chal hum arhaan ke room main ja rahe hain

ALIA: kiyun

ALEEZA: uski nafrat ka raaz janne

ALIA (gusse main) : mujhe nahi jana uske pass phyco hai wo aur abhi main rest karna chahti hoon aap log jao

ALEEZA (man me): kuch toh hua hai in dono ke beech Alia ka behaviour aur uski sooji hui ankhain toh yehi bata rahi hain)

Yeh sochte hue Aleeza bahar bhaiya ke pass a jati hai

BHAIYA: kiya hua itni dair lagadi aur Alia kahan hai

ALEEZA: kuch nahi bhai wo thaki hui thi toh abhi sone let rahi thi

BHAIYA: acha chal hum dono hi chalte hain

Phir dono arhaan ke room ke bahar aake knock karte hain

ARHAAN: Yes

Jaise hi dono andar ate hain kamre ka haal dekh ke chonk jate hain pura kamra bikhra para tha aur Arhaan bister pe betha kuch soch raha tha itne main Aleeza ki nazar uske haath pe parti hai

ALEEZA (ankhon main nami ke saath): Aroo ye...yeh kiya hua hai tere haath ko

ARHAAN (socho se bahar atey hue): phir naatak sguru kardiya ek baar samajh nahi ata nafrat karta hoon tum logon se kiyun a jate ho baar baar

BHAIYA: chote hum teri nafrat ki hi wajah janne aye hain

ARHAAN: apne mom dad se poocho

BHAIYA: wo is condition main nahi hain ke un se kuch bhi poocha jaye isi liye tere pass aye hain

ARHAAN: kiyon ab unko kiya problem ho gayi

ALEEZA: mom tere abey ke baad se depressed rehne lagi hain

ARHAAN: acha mere aney se fikar nahi karo kuch dino main chala jaon ga

ALEEZA: tu ghalat samajh raha hai wo teri buhat care karti hain

ARHAAN : ha ha ha ek baar phir bolna sahi se sunayi nahi diya kon care karti hain

BHAIYA: is main hasne wali baat kiya hai har maa apne bache se pyaar karti hai

ARHAAN: haa maa apne bache se pyaar karti hai mera toh waise bhi koyi nahi hai

ALEEZA: Aroo please bata na ke tu aise kiyun behave kar raha hai apni nafrat ki wajah batade aaj bhai

ARHAAN: kis rishte se bataoon

BHAIYA: dost samajh ke hi batade

ARHAAN: buhat shoq hai na tum logon ko apne maa baap ke karname sunne ka toh yehi sahi toh theek hai batata hoon

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ARHAAN: buhat shoq hai na tum logon ko apne maa baap ke karname sunne ka toh yehi sahi toh theek hai batata hoon

Ek hospital mai ek aurat bed pe ankhe band karke leti thi uske man mai abhi uske gharwalon ki baate yaad a rahi theen

Aurat: kiya kehti ho didi

Didi: haa choti tu jitni khubsurat hai tera beta heera hoga ekdum heera

Aurat: haan didi jab wo chalega log uski khubsurti se jalainge par beta hi ho

Aurat ki maa: haa beta chinta mat kar sab tere man ka hoga

Tabhi nurse use hilati hai

Nurse: yeh lain aapka bacha

Aurat bache ko dekh ke chilla padi

Aurat: n.....n....nahi yeh nahi ho sakta tum jhoot bol rahi ho

(Yeh koyi aur nahi neelam thi arhaan ki maa)

Room ke bahaar sab khushi se bethe the khush hoon bhi kiyun na akhir unke haan khuda ne ek aur ladka diya tha sab bache ko dekhne ke intezaar mai the ke andar se shor ki awaaz ati hai sab jab jaakar dekhte hain toh bache ki maa nurse pe cheekh rahi hoti hai

Nurse: nahi yeh tumhara hi bacha hai

Maa: nahi yeh mera bacha nahi ho sakta bilkul nahi ho sakta mujhe dekh kar tum yeh kaise bol sakti ho

Nurse: lagta hai tum aurat nahi ho ek maa kaise bol sakti hai yeh

Maa: bakwaas band kar mera bacha kahan hai

Dada ji: bahu kiya baat hai kiyun nahi ho sakta yeh tumhara bacha

Maa (cheekte hue): mera bacha itna kala aur badsoorat nahi ho sakta yeh nurse kisi aur ka bacha utha ke le ayi hai ya apna hi

Itne mai doctor shor sun ke room mai a jati hai aur nurse se aurat ke chillane ki wajah poochti hai phir doctor bolti hai

Doctor: dekhain miss yeh bacha mere saamne hi paida hua hai yeh aap ka hi bacha hai

Maa (chillate hue): nahi ho sakta yeh nahi ho sakta aisa yeh mera bacha (arhaan) nahi hai

Dad: neelam sambhalo apne app ko yeh humara hi bacha hai

Maa: nahi kabhi nahi yeh mera bacha na..........

Itne mai neelam ki bigadti halat dekh kar doctor usey behoshi ka injection laga deti hai aur neelam chillate chillate neend ki aghoosh mai chalo jati hai

Phir room se bahar akey dada ji dad se bolte hain

Dada ji: saarim yeh neelam kaisi baatain kar rahi hai bache toh upar wale ki dain hote hain jaise bhi hoon

Dad (chidate hue): mai ne toh pehle hi bola tha aur bache ki zaroorat nahi hai ab paida kar liya hai toh nimptao heera chahiye tha mila koyla

Dada ji: yeh kaisi baatain kar rahe ho beta

Dad: chalo chodo dad meri ek zaroori meeting hai mai ja raha hoon

Dadi ji: aaj tumhara bacha paida hua hai tumhara ek aur waaris aur aaj bhi office jao ge

Dad: ghar bacho se nahi paison se chalta hai aur roz hazaron bache paida hote hain dad isi tarah ghar beth gaye toh kar liya business

Dada ji: sun toh............

Par wo ek jhatke se chale gaye

Aur phir do din baad neelam hospital se discharge hoke ati hai jahan ek naya bakheda khada ho jata hai

Kiyun ke arhaan ro raha tha bhook se magar wo bache ko doodh pilane se mana kar deti hai

Dadi: bhau kiya ho gaya chod de pagalpan aur ise doodh pila

Maa: nahi mai nahi pilaoon gi isko doodh yeh mera bacha nahi hai kitni baar boloon

Dadi: pagal ho gayi ho kiya bahu wo bacha waise hi kamzor hai upar se tumhari zid

Maa: haan toh koyi nokar rakh lain is ke liye mai nahi sambhaloon gi isey

Dadi bhi mayoos hoke chali jati hain

Abhi thoda hi time guzra tha ke aleeza aur sameer maa ke pass atey hain

Aleeza: Mama....Mama humain apne bhai se milna hai kahan hai wo

Maa (gusse mai): kis ne kaha hai ke wo tumhara bhai hai

Sameer: dada ji ne

Aleeza: haan maa ab mai apne gudde ke saath khelon gi kahan hai wo

Maa: koyi bhai nahi hai tumhara samjhi tumhara bhai sirf sameer hai

Aleeza: par kiyun maa

Maa (sochte hue): saheka kiya hai yahan ki

Sameer: noukar

Maa: haan toh yeh uska bacha hai samjhe

Tabhi aroo ko godh mai liye dadi wahan a jati hai jo maa ki akhri baat sun leti hain

Dadi: bahu kuch sharam bachi hai ke nahi

Magar maa kuch nahi bolti aur uth ke chali jati hai

Itne mai waheen side mai khadi saheka bolti hai

Saheka: maalkin kitna piyara bacha hai bus thoda sa hi.....

Dadi: kiya karoon beti yeh neelam pagal ho gayi hai

Saheka ki ankhon mai ansoo a gaye

Dadi: beti kiya hua

Saheka: aap ne beti kaha mujhe

Dadi: haan beti meri ek baat mane gi mai apne pote ka dard nahi dekh sakti teri bhi abhi beti 1 saal ki hi hui hai toh tu hi ise doodh pila de

Saheka: par malkin mai kaise.......

Dadi: beti mai haath jodti hoon tere agey

Saheka ne jaldi se haath pakad liye dadi ke

Saheka: nahi malkin mai pilaoon gi par wo bura na......

Tabhi maa (jo kaafi dair se peeche khadi in logon ki baatain sun rahi theen) bolti hain

Maa: arey wah yeh toh acha hua chalo mai toh bachi isse toh mai haath bhi na lagaoon tu pila mai chali andar apni alia ke pass

Isi ke saath maa andar room mai chali jati hai

Phir saheka arhaan ko apna doodh pilati hai jise pite pite wo so jata hai

Dheere dheere thoda time beet ta hai ab arhaan thoda bada ho gaya tha use maa baap ki muhabbat toh na mili par ab saheka aur Dada Dadi hi the jo arhaan se muhabbat karte the ek din jab arhaan ke behan bhai khel rahe the toh wo unke pass jata hai

Arhaan: didi didi mai bhi aap ke saath khelon ga

Aleeza: nahi hum tumhare saath nahi khelain ge

Arhaan (ankhon mai nami ke saath): kiyun didi main toh aap ka bhai hoon na

Aleeza: nahi mama kehti hain tum NOKAR ho aur NOKARON ke saath nahi khelna chahiye wo cheezain chura lete hain

Itna sun kar kar arhaan rota hua apne room mai chala jata hai

Yeh sab saheka dekh rahi goti hai magar wo kuch kar nahi pati ya kar nahi sakti thi

Isi ke saath waqt guzarne laga aur arhaan bada hota gaya saath mai maa ki nafrat bhi badhti gayi aur dad ko toh apne bachon se lagao hi nahi tha wo toh bas paisa kamane ki machine ban gaye the

Aise mai dada dadi aur saheka hi arhaan ki zindagi ban gaye par abhi bhi kuch hona baqi tha jo arhaan ko shayad is family se hamesha ke liya door le gaya

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Hua yeh tha

Aaj maa ko dad ke saath business party mai jana tha neelam jaise hi tayaae ho kar saari pehan ke ati hai hai toh arhaan bhagte hue ata hai aur maa se lipat jata hai magar uske haath mai laga ketchup neelam ki saari pe lag jata hai aur neelam gusse mai pagal ho jati hai

Neelam gusse mai aroo ko dhakka de deti hai jis se wo gir jata hai aur rone lagta hai magar neelam ka dil is se bhi nahi bharta aur wo danda uthake chote se arhaan ko maarna shuru kar deti hai

Itne mai dadi beech mai a jati hai

Dadi: bahu kiya pagal ho gayi ho kiyun mar rahi ho chota bacha hai wo

Maa (gusse mai): apke is bache ne meri nayi saari kharab kar di hai

Dadi: toh koyi dusri pehan lo tumhare pass koyi kami toh nahi hai na kapdon ki

Neelam (chidate hue): pata nahi kiyon aap log is NOKAR ko sar pe chada rahe ho

Aur isi ke saath neelam change karne room mai chali jati hai

Dheere dheere arhaan ko is sab ki adat ho gayi thi bas kabhi saheka toh kabhi sarenna (saheka ki beti) se thoda khel leta tha

Inhi nafraton mai arhaan ab kaafi samajhdar ho gaya tha

Itne saalon baad aaj wo buhat khush tha khush ho bhi kiyun na baat hi aisi thi aaj uski maa usey apne saath party mai leke ja rahi theen

Abhi wo car mai betha hi tha je uski maa bolti hai

Maa: party mai tu mujhe maa nahi bulae ga samjha agar kisi wajah se bulana bhi pade toh MAALKIN bolna

Arhaan: ji........ji Malkin

Arhaan toh usi mai khush tha ke uski maa usko saath leke ayi hai isi tarah arhaan poori party mai khush raha phir jaane ke time ek lady ne maa se arhaan ke bare mai poocha

Lady: neelam tumhare saath yeh ladka kon hai

Maa: ye...yeh NOKAR ka bacha hai wo saheka hai naa usi ka beta hai bas aise hi le ayi thi koyi bhi kaam hota toh

Haan woi mai sochoon ke itna kala bacha tumhara kaise ho sakta hai chalo bye

Arhaan tha toh chota magar logon ki nafrat ne usey waqt se phle bada bana diya tha apni maa ki yeh baat sun kar uske masoom dil pe chot puhanchti hai aur wo rota hua dada ji ke pass jata hai

Arhaan: Dadu Dadu

Dada ji: haan Aroo bolo kiya baat hai

Arhaan (rote hue): dadu mai toh nokar hoon na phir aap mere dada ji kaise hue

Itne chote se bache ki yeh baat sun ke dada ji ki ankhon mai bhi ansoo a jate hain magar phir wo khud ko sambhal ke bolte hain

Dada ji: nahi beta tu koyi nokar nahi hai tu toh mere Saarim ka beta hai kis ne kaha aisa

Arhaan (rote hue): sab bolte hain aisa

Dada ji: pagal hain sab koyi nokar nahi hai tu aroo chal ab chup hoja

Ab AROO KI ZABANI

(Arhaan ko ab MAI hi likhoon ga)

Mai: us din mai itna roya ke mere ansoo maano jam gaye the par ek theen jinhoin ne mera saath diya tha wo theen saheka maa haan unhi ka doodh ab meri har ek nasmai doud raha hai

Yeh sab sun kar bhaiya aur aleeza ki ankhon se ansoo pani ki tarah bahe rahe the

Aleeza (rote hue): maaf kardo mujhe mai tab yeh samajh nahi paayi thi kaise samajhti kitni choti thi tab

Mai: haan haan choti thi acha mazaak hai aur jab tere birthday mai aya tha tune kiya kaha tha ke tere haath lagane se mera cake ganda ho jaye ga aur ab badi coffee aur juice laati hai

Aleeza: uske liye maaf kar do wo bachpana tha

Mai: ohhh toh ab kiya hua jaao maze karo dono bhai behan khaoo piyo mere peeche kiyun pade ho

Bhaiya: aise kaise tu bhi humara bhai hai

Mai khada hua aur ek flower joy neeche pada tha uspe laat mari aur wo seedha bhaiya ke kaan ke pass sai gayi aur peeche deewar sai takra kar tut gayi

Bhai: tu chahe toh maar le par rahega toh tu humara bhai

Maine jaib se cigarette nikali aur jala kar beth gaya pair pe pair rakh kar

Maine ek kash le kar aleeza aur bhaiya ki taraf choda

Mai: tum logon ko meri behan se milna hai na ruko

Maine apna phone nikala aur call laga kar loudspeaker on kar diya

Mai: haa meri behna

Yeh sun ke aleeza ke sharir mai aag lag gayi

Sarenna didi: achi hu bhai par tu kaha hai acha nahi lagta ab tere bina

Mai: arey toh a raha hoon kal aapko lene

Sarenna didi: sach mai

Phir didi ki awaaz ati hai

Sarenna didi: maa bhai a raha hai kal
mai: haa didi sach aap ke bina mera dil nahi lagta

Sarenna: haa bhai mujhe bhi tumhari buhat yaad ati hai please jaldi le jao na humain

Yeh sun kar Aleeza anjani aag main jalne lagti hai

Aleeza (man me): ek baar pata chal jaye yeh chudail kon hai is ka munh noch lungi

Idhaar mai didi se baatain karte hue main yeh bhi bhool jata hoon ke room main 2 LOG aur bhi hain

Mai: haan didi aap se haath se khana buhat yaad ata hai

Sarenna: bhai mujhe bhi buhat yaad ata hai

Mai: aur didi maa kaisi hai medicine toh time pe leti hai na

Idhar sameer aur aleeza samajhne ki koshish kar rahe the ke arhaan kis ko maa aur didi kahe raha hai

Sarenna: haa bhai maa tumhe buhat yaad karti hai

Mai: didi ab aap aur maa se door nahi raha jata main kal hi a raha hoon aap logon ko lene

Sarenna (khush hote hue): bhai aaj... Aaj main buhat khush hoon mai bat nahi sakti

Mai: thodi khushi kal ke liye bacha ke rakho chalo rakhta hoon apna khayal rakhna

Mai jaise hi phone rakh ke saamne dekhta hoon toh Aleeza gusse ke saath bolti hai

Aleeza ( gusse main): kon thi yeh chudail jo mera haq cheen rahi hai

Mai (gusse main): haq cheena nahi jata banana parhta hai aur hak ki baat tab karna jab is qaabil ho jao

Alleza yeh sun ke rone lagti hai itne mai bhaiya kehte hain

Bhaiya: Arhaan main manta hoon jo hua galat hua magar kiya tu sab bhool le nayi shurwat nahi kar sakta

Mai: ha ha ha ha ha kitna asaan hai na yeh kahena ke nayi shurwat nahi kar sakta kabhi ek lamha meri jagah apne ko rakh kar sochna pata chal jaye ga mera dard

Yeh sun kar bhaiya ka sar jhuk jaata hai itne main Aleeza nam ankhon se gusse ke saath bolti hai

Aleeza: jo bhi ho tujhe mujhe behan maan na pare ga main apna hak leke rahon gi

Mai: abey chal ja yahan kal tak tujhe yeh bhi nahi pata tha ke tera koyi bhai hai bhi ke nahi aur hai bhi toh zinda hai ya mar gaya aur aaj hak jatane a rahe hain

Itne main Aleeza mera collor pakar leti hai

Aleeza (gusse main rote hue): koy.....koyi nahi cheen sakta mera hak jo bhi humare beech main aya nahi chooron gi usey

Mai ( Aleeza ko door karte hue): Humare beech kiya kaha ek baar aur kahe haan

Aleeza: haan humare beech

Mai: humare beech kuch rishta tha hi kab chal apna yeh naatak band kar aur jaa

Aleeza: tu maan ya na maan magar tu mera bhai humesha rahe ga

Mai aleeza ko sameer ki taraf dhaka deta hoon

Mai: le jao ise ab mera dimagh ghoom raha hai is ki bakwas sun ke

Aleeza: kaheen nahi jaoon gi mai jab tak tu mujhe behan nahi maan ta

Bhaiya: abhi chal aleeza baad main baat karte hain

Aleeza: nahi bilkul nahi

Mai: tu nahi jaye gi

Aleeza (sir na main hilate hue): nahi

Main gusse main agey barhta hoon aur Aleeza ka bazoo pakarte hue chal nikal mere room se ja yahan se itne main aleeza rote hue mujh se lipat jati hai aur kaan main bolti hai

Aleeza: bhai maaf kar de na

Wo itne pyaar se bolti hai ke ek baar toh dil pighal jata hai magar jab in sab ki nafrat yaad ati hai toh mai usko chor kar gusse main room se nikal jata hoon magar koyi tha jo sab sun chuka tha aur room ke bahar khara ro raha tha.

[Fan of RSS]

Mujhe is baar best log chahiye jin ka nishana chookne ka chance 0.01% bhi na ho

Saalik apne office main betha phone pe kisi se baat kar raha tha

Udhar se: ho jaye ga kaam advance puhancha do

Saalik: is baar koyi galti nahi honi chahiye har baar wo bach jata hai is baar usey maarna hoga aur apna account check karlo paisa daal diya hai

Udhar se: samjho ho gaya tumhara kaam

Phone rakh ke saalik zor zor se hasne lagta hai

Saalik: is baar tujhe koyi nahi bacha sakta koyi nahi ha ha ha ha ha ha

Tum ne mere saath acha nahi kiya bilkul bhi nahi main tumhe kabhi maaf nahi karoon gi

Alia apne room main bethi haath main tasweer liye us se baat kar rahi hoti hai

Alia (tasweer se): haye kiya karoon tum se naraaz bhi toh nahi raha jata ho hi kitne piyare

Alia tasweer par haath pherti hai jaise us main mojood shaks ko mehsoos kar rahi ho

Alia: haye tumhari ankhain kitni piyari hain dil chahta hai in main doob jaoon

Phir alia tasweer par jhuk kar us ko kiss kar leti hai phir khud hi sharma jaati hai

Alia: tum na bigadte hi ja rahe ho din ba din ab so jao koyi kiss nahi mile ga good night

Isi ke saath Alia tasweer ko kiss karti hai aur apni diary main rakh kar so jaati hai.

Maa jadi idhar aao mere saath

Kitchen main khana banati neelam khush ho jati hai aur bhaagte hue bahaar ati hai

Maa (khushi ke saath): kiya hua mere bete ko kiya kaam hai

Mai: mai ne aap ko nahi apni maa ko bulaya tha

Maa: mai hi toh tumhari maa hoon beta

Mai: meri maa sirf yeh hain Saheza maa

Neelam jo kuch dair pehle buhat khush thi ab us ka chehra murjha gaya tha

Saheza maa: aroo kaise baat kar raha hai apni maa se

Mai: meri maa sirf aap ho samjhi ab chalo jaldi se aap dono apne room main

Phir main maa ki taraf mudte hue

Mai: aur aap kabhi is galatfamily main na rehna ke main aap ko kabhi maa kahunga kabhi nahi kahunga samjhe

Maa yeh sun ke rote hue apne room main chali jati hain

Aur wahan khade kisi shaks ki arhaan ko kuch bolne ki himmat nahi hoti

Idhar saheza aur sarenna jane ke liye murte hi hain ke mai poochta hoon

Mai: kahan ja rahe ho aap log

Saheka maa: wo beta room main

Mai: wahan konsa room hai

Saheka maa: beta wo humara purana room....

Mai (gusse se): Arhaan ki maa hoke aap servant quarter main rahogi haan chalo aap log upar maine 2 room kal hi saaf kara diye the

Isi ke saath main dono ko leke upar chala jata hoon

Mai: maa yeh saamne wala aap ka room hai aur didi yeh side wala apka room hai aur isi ke barabar main mera room hai

Sarenna toh bechari ghar main ghuste hi nervous ho gayi thi kiyun ke wo lagatar 2 logon ki chubti nazrain mehsoos kar rahi thi

Saheza maa: theek hai beta ja tu bhi araam kar itni lambi drive karke aya hai

Mai: aur didi fresh hoke mere room main a jana aap se baatain karni hain

Wo Arhaan jo hasna tak nahi jaanta tha aaj sarenna ke aney se buhat khush nazar a raha tha abhi wo lawn main sarenna ki god main sar rakhe leta us se baatain kar raha tha

Mai: aur didi koyi boy friend banaya kiya

Sarenna (mera sar sehlate hue): mujhe bf banane ki kiya zaroorat jab mere pass mera piyara bhai hai

Mai : kiya matlab didi

Sarenna didi: matlab wo sab enjoyment Toh kara toh deta hai mujhe movies shopping outing yoh bf banane ki kiya zaroorat hai
Mai: phir bhi didi ek din toh apne karke chale hi jana hai apne sasural meri kahan yaad aye gi

Sarenna didi (khoye hue andaz main): wo toh waqt hi bataye ga chal chod yeh bata kaisi guzri hostel life

Phir main aur didi apni baaton main lag jate hain

Yeh sab apne room ki balcony main khadi aleeza nam ankhon se dekh rahi thi aur andar hi andar jal rahi thi

Aleeza (man main): is main aisa kiya hai jo yeh isko didi kahe sakta hai mujhe nahi akhir kiya kami hai mujh main nahi arhaan tumhe mujhe apni behan manna hi hoga main bhi dekhti hoon kab tak nafrat karoge

Aur isi ke saath wo bed pe let ke rone lagti hai

Aur essi tarah yeh raat gujar gayi

Agli subah dad alezza se bolte hain

Dad: aleeza beta aaj aap ko A&A industries jaana hai unse meeting karne agar humain yeh contract mil gaya toh buhat fayada hone wala hai

Aleeza: ji dad main chali jaoon gi

Phir sab naashte ke liye beth jaate hain ke arhaan sarenna ka haath pakarte hue neecha utarta hai jise dekh ke aleeza ka mood bigad jata hai aur alia ke face pe toh koyi expression hi nahi the

Itne main mai sarenna didi ke saath akey naashte ki table pe beth jata hoon jis se sab heraan ho jate hai magar main kisi pe dihaan nahi deta

Maa arhaan ko naashte ki table pe dekh ke khush ho kar poochti hai

Maa: beta kiya chahiye naashte main bata main bana ke laati hoon

Magar main koyi dihaan hi nahi deta aur apna nashta nikal ke main sarenna didi se kehta hoon

Mai: didi aaj apne haathon se khilao na buhat din ho gaye

Sarenna didi (khush hote hue) : han haan kiyon nahi main apne bhai ko apne haaton se khilati hoon

Aur isi ke saath didi mujhe khilana shuru kar deti hai aur beech beech main mai didi ko khila deta hoon

Humara pyaar dekh ke jahan saheka maa ki ankhon main khushi ke ansoo the toh 2 ankhon main jalan nazar a rahi thi

Is ke baad sab apne apne kaamo pe nikal jaate hain

Arhaan ghar se nikalne hi wala hota hai ke uske raaste main alia a jati hai

Mai: hat agey se kiyun khadi hai beech main

Alia: aaj kal nayi behan mil gayi toh bara hawa main ud raha hai

Mai: haan toh tujhe kiya kaam hai

Alia: mujhe ho toh kaam hai yeh bata kahan ja raha hai ab awaragardi karne

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Us raat ke baad yeh pehli baar tha ke alia ne arhaan ko kuch kaha ho sharminda toh arhaan bhi tha magar wo sakht tone main kehta hai

Mai: jab pata hai awara gardi karne ja raha hoon toh pooch kiyon rahi hai

Alia: yeh mere sawaal ka jawab nahi hai

Mai: kiya sunna chahti hai

Alia: sach

Mai : kaisa sach

Alia: yehi ke jab tu jata hai toh jeans shirt main hota hai aur wapis ata hai toh formal main kiyun

Mai yeh sunke chonk jata hoon

Mai (man me) : shit yeh galti main kaise kar sakta hoon aur bc yeh toh apne ko notice kar rahi hai

phir bhi apne pe control karte hue

Mai: is se tera kiya lena dena haan

Alia: beta tera yeh gussa sirf didi pe chal sakta hai mujh pe koyi asar nahi hoga

Mai: mera peecha chod aur nikal yahan se

Alia (devil smile): itni asaani se toh main tera peecha nahi chod ne wali dekhta ja tujhe seedha na kardiya toh mera naam bhi alia nahi

Mai: mar gaye mujhe seedha karne wale ab hat mujhe late ho raha hai

Aur isi ke saath main use side pe karta hua bahar nikal jata hoon.

Ab itne nakhre bhi na karo aa bhi jao ab janeman

Arhaan sadak pe cigarette ke kash lagate hue ja raha tha ke use kuch awaaz ati hai jab wo jaake dekhta hai toh uska khoon khol jaata hai saamne 3 ladke khade ek ladki ke saath batameezi kar rahe the aur car ke bonut pe betha ladka un ka boss lag raha tha

Ladka 1: buhat ho gaya chalo ab bhai itna wait kisi ka nahi karte

Itne main mai jaake bolta hoon

Mai: kaas aaj bhi naa karta

Ladka1- tuh kon hai be

Mai- bus assi ek chalata hua musafir hu jis sai naa galat dhekha jata hai aur naa kiya jaata hai


Mere ye bolne sai ke saath ladki bhi mud ke dekhti hai jise dekh ke mera khoon khol jata hai kiyun ke wo koyi aur nahi alia thi

Chahe jitni bhi nafrat karta hoon in logon se magar thi toh meri behan hi

Boss: oye chikne chal nikal yahan se humare maamle main tang nahi ada

Mai (gussa control karte hue): ab toh yeh mera hi maamala hai chod de ise warna koyi na bache ga tum main se

Alia - aroo tum yaha

Boss - arey waha aaj toh ek payaar kanai wala joda mil gaya hai esse maro mai tab tak esski jawani ka maza lunga waah maja aayega

Mai- kaya bola be hum koi .......

Boss - toh kaya bhai bhen hoo


Mai- abe chal be yeh aur meri bhen hat

Alia- aroo kaya yaha humara rista.....
Tabhi boss uska haath pakad leta hai

Alia usse ek tapad laga deti hai- dhekh nahi raha baat kar rahi huu

Boss - bus hua marroo betichodo kaya dhekh rahe ho

Mai- pehle tuh haath chhod warana

Ladka 1: na chorain toh kiya kare ga bey

Mai : yeh karoon ga

Maine side ke ladke ke jabade par ek mukka mara usske muh sai ek khoon ki dhaar jakar boss ke haath par giri jis sai alia ko pakad rakaha tha

Ussnai jaht sai hath chhod diya

Itne main ladka 3 mujhe peeche se kick marta hai mai aage ladakaha hua gir jata hua alia ko lekar

Alia - ouuccchh aroo

Mai - arre alia chot toh nahi lagi naa

Alia meri aakhoo mai dhekhati hai

Tabhi ek mere uper rod sai war karta hai par yeh kaya alia nai usske pakad liya

Mai picche muda aur meri kamr alia ke sarir par thi maine ek laat usske mar di

Woj ahh krata huu pithe hat gaya

Mai khada hua

Mai: dekh abhi bhi bol raha hoon jaane de ladki ko warna acha nahi hoga

Alia toh bas shock main khadi sab dekh rahi thi par halka sa muskura bhi rahi thii


Boss (ladka 1 se) : abey khada khada mera munh kiya dekh raha hai ja maar ise

Ladka 1 darta darta mere pass ata hai aur mujhe punch maarne wala hi hota hai ke main use ek tappad rakh ke deta hoon aur wo waheen gir jata hai

Itne main alia ki awaz ati hai

Alia: arhaan peeche

main mudta hi hoon ke boss peeche se goli chala deta hai aur goli mere bazoo ko choo kar nikal jaati hai

Alia : Aroooo


Itne main mere pass ane ke chakkar wo ladkhada ke neeche gir jaati hai


Main gusse main boss ki taraf bhagta hoon wo phir goli chalane wala hi hota hai ke main uske haath pe kick marne ke saath hi uske face pe punch maar deta hoon jis se wo neeche gir jata hai itne main alia ki awaz ati hai

Alia: Arooooo

Main mudh ke peeche dekhta hoon ke moke ka fayada utha ke boss gadi main beth jata hai

Mai: abey bsdke ruk kahan bhag raha hai aa mardo ki tarah lad

Boss: dekh loon ga tujhe abhi toh ja raha hoon magar chodon ga nahi tujhe

Aur isi ke saath wo apne bando ko chod gadi bhaga le jata hai

Mai mud ke alia ke pass jata hoon toh wo kadhi hoti aur mere pass bhaagti hui ati hai aur mere gale lag jati hai

Alia (rote hue): kiya zaroorat thi in gundon se ladne ki haan

Mai: jada sai jada mar hi jata kiya farq padna tha kisi ko

Alia kuch bolti nahi magar aur zor se rone lagti hai itne mai ladka 1 uthta hai mai use phir maarne wala hi hota hoon ke wo darte hue bolta hai

Ladka 1: bhai nahi marna ab ek hi main nani yaad diladi kiya maarta hai yaar saari haddiyan hil gayeen

Par alia mujhe sai alag hoo jaati hai

Aur apni sandale utar leti hai aur usse marrnai lagati hai

Alia- kutte kamine goli marnai ke baaad shareef ban raha hai yeh le aur le

Maine alia ko pakada- bus karoo wo kuch bolana cahata hai

Ladka 1 - ha bhabhi maf kar doo mai toh waise hi mara hua huu